General Crowd Packs Amphitheater For Man Claiming He's Jesus Christ Reincarnated

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ORLANDO, Fla. -- A controversial religious figure who claims he is Jesus Christ incarnate with a following of millions with "666" tattoos on their bodies, filled an amphitheater in Orlando this weekend, and promised joy, peace and prosperity.

Orlando police officers stood guard around the Lake Eola amphitheater as Dr. Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda, 61, arrived in the city Saturday.

Miranda, who has been banned from three countries, told Local 6 News cameras and a cheering crowd that he was Jesus Christ reincarnated.

His followers believe that Miranda's life and his teachings replace those of Jesus of Nazareth, Local 6's Jamie Guirola said.

 
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I think jesus was resurrected and therefore couldn't be reincarnated, the bible doesn't even teach reincarnation... that dudes followers must be pretty.... uh wats a nice way to say stupid
 

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See here is the problem. The bible says that Jesus will come back one day. But no one will beleive someone if they claim to be Jesus. So how will we know when he comes back?

I don't believe it, but thats becuase I am atheist.
 

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Do they realize that if he hadn't studied his Christianity, he would be pronouncing "Jesus" as [hay]-[zeus] ? He probably just realized that, "Whoa, hey, I have Jesus in my name. They're waiting for some guy named Jesus to come. Right Time, Right Place!
 

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The bible does say that Jesus will come back one day ONE DAY, the judgement day not as a man but as part of the triune god, but i guess you can't credit people with knowing basic theology.
 

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Maybe it is true... I mean how could someone who believes in something that has basically NO true evidence of existence be able to say "LOL THAT GUYS JK!" it just doesnt make sense

Im glad im athiest/agnostic or whatever the word is...
 

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Ah, another mystery. You know what's gonna happen, right? A whole new branch of Christianity will pop up. And this new branch believes that Jesus has come again! Ugh...I thought Protestants were enough...
 

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I believe in god.. yes
I believe he created the world.. yes
I believe jesus is the son of god.. yes
I believe god will help me out.. uh nooooooo
I believe he cares about me specifically... double noooooo
basically i believe the basic tenets of the bible and that we should forgive others... ultimate wisdom... cuz who wants to b mad all the time... just relax and make sure your not a dick... who wants to argue with that?
 
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