Crime Villagers accused in "Magic Penis" killing fear they are cursed

[The Helper]

A village mob in South Africa, accused of burning a pastor to death for using an invisible magic penis to sleep with women in the community, now believe they have been cursed by the dead man's family.

Earlier this year, 12 people from a shantytown near Malalane, South Africa, were charged with murder and arson for setting Pastor Albert Malwane of the Izwi Zion Christian Church on fire and burning down his house, the African Eye News Service reports.

Community members had accused the pastor of talking to animals and using an invisible penis to sleep with women in the area. They also accused his wife of turning into a snail and terrorizing the community.

One of villagers charged in Malwane's death, Sunnyboy Mthalala, died in May after vomiting blood and complaining of swollen feet, according to the news service.

Villagers accused in "magic penis" killing fear they are cursed

South African villagers accused of burning a pastor to death because they thought he was using a magic penis to sleep with women now fear they have been cursed.

theworld.org

 

[FireCat]

Holy crap, Such a horrifying discovery. Right? Just don't Mess with the magic...

That's Just too freaky. Seriously?

 

[Romek]

Looks like somebody left another Horcrux!

 

[Lobster]

I think I read a story about something like that a few years ago. I think it happens every once in a while

 

[Siretu]

Am I the only one here who wants to know how the invisible penis works?

 

[Varine]

... I believe it works similarly to a normal penis, only it's invisible. For more information, ask your parents.

 

[Hatebreeder]

Am I the only one here who wants to know how the invisible penis works?

No.

 

[Siretu]

... I believe it works similarly to a normal penis, only it's invisible. For more information, ask your parents.

I would, but they turned into snails and started terrorizing the community.

 

[Varine]

Hmm... this is a very unfortunate set of circumstances. I'll refer to this article instead: http://www.examiner.com/offbeat-new...uple-wonders-why-the-wife-didn-t-get-pregnant

 

[xPass]

So what happened the the "Magic Penis"?

 

[The Helper]

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