Crime Airport Security Assaulted because x-ray revealed small penis

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A Transportation Security Administration screener is facing an assault rap after he allegedly beat a co-worker who joked about the size of the man's genitalia after he walked through a security scanner.
 
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BANANAMAN

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"today i walked under an x-ray scanner in the airport.It showed my tiny penis. FML."
 

NightShade

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I wonder if the one who was made fun of said shut up before he confronted the fun maker. If he didn't, then he has problems. I'm going to assume that he did though, so the other guy had it coming.

It must suck to get the size of your penis discussed in the news. especially when your named, even the assaulted wasn't named.
 

Wummi

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Sad, couldn't take a joke. Don't we all do stuff like this in highschool?
 

ElderKingpin

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theres so much security at airports nowadays that you would probably get gang-raped if you slapped a security guard.
 

esb

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It was probably cold. Besides, just cause it's small in it's non-erect 'position', doesn't mean... well you get the point.
 

sqrage

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After reading this article I have decided I want to become an airport security officer in Brazil or another country with fine women.
 

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After reading this article I have decided I want to become an airport security officer in Brazil or another country with fine women.

There's a difference between fine women and plastic women :thup:
 

Wiseman_2

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There's a difference between fine women and plastic women :thup:
All natural :D
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oorosco

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There's only one country that I can think of ._.
Japan =P

True there are hot asians but to be honest i live at UIC which is nicknamed the university of indians and chineese (asians in general) and ya there really aren't that many good looking asians there. There are three places in the world filled to the brim with attractive people, Hollywood-area + New York + (any 1k<= a night hotel in the world)
 

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True there are hot asians but to be honest i live at UIC which is nicknamed the university of indians and chineese (asians in general) and ya there really aren't that many good looking asians there. There are three places in the world filled to the brim with attractive people, Hollywood-area + New York + (any 1k<= a night hotel in the world)

Agreed. I used to live in a part of California, and the ratio of seeing a hot asian chick is about 1:1000. Asia just advertises their women as attractive, but it's not really the majority. They're not exactly the most attractive with nothing on either. I've been with a pretty good looking asian girl before and I couldn't stand seeing her naked. :x
 

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Agreed. I used to live in a part of California, and the ratio of seeing a hot asian chick is about 1:1000. Asia just advertises their women as attractive, but it's not really the majority. They're not exactly the most attractive with nothing on either. I've been with a pretty good looking asian girl before and I couldn't stand seeing her naked. :x
Maybe thats because the majority of asian girls is smaller than your leg and flat as a board. :D
 

NightShade

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^different people in different parts of the world have different preferences. I'm pretty sure there was some ancient culture where small penises were considered superior (makes sense from a women's point of view).

wow this thread veered off coarse.
 

SineCosine

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I'm living in Asia now ._.
Singapore.

And, er, Indians are not hot at all, lol.
Most hot Chinese women look the same, but the ugly ones come in a huge variety =O

Not all Asian women are hot, I totally agree.
But in Singapore, the chances of seeing a hot babe when you're out are, like, 888%
(The chinese believe 8 is a lucky number)
 
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