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Congress bans Skull F*cking aka the Ocular Penetration Restriction Act
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US News Congress bans Ocular Penetration - aka Skull F*cking
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Matemeo
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Good move on there part! It was getting WAY out of hand.
esb
Because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
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Isn't it fake? See the onion next to SPAN?
IceWarrior98
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This is a joke right? This whole thing screams out "Just Kiddingggg!". I'm pretty sure if anything penetrated your skull the reason why you wouldnt remember anything would simply be because you are dead!.
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Like you have to ask - you guys better watch out next April 1 - I think we have a gullible bunch here.
sqrage
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Lmaooo.
That was hilarious. It was nicely sync'd.
That was hilarious. It was nicely sync'd.
esb
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It seems like.. someone, usually a male or a being with a penis or something similar, sticks it into an hole accessible to the skull (eg. Ear, Eye, Nose, Mouth, etc.)
Then again, I could be wrong...
Then again, I could be wrong...
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Wait the one second. WTH is Skull F*cking??? Sorry for my newbieness. Never ever ever EVER EVER heard of that...
This is not a bad thing. Move along now. Nothing to see here.
Lobster
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ya, its fake. As someone said, there was an onion sign.
I submited a onion thing on flesh eating zombies. You szhould watch it.
I submited a onion thing on flesh eating zombies. You szhould watch it.
Bartuc08
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lol this one guy was driving down the road and somone cut him off and he screamed "im gonna rip your fucking eyes out and skull f*ck you so hard---" didn't catch the rest of it...
Tom Jones
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Makes me wonder what he is really talking about.
hell_knight
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I googled it and I am scarred for life. Guys the defintiion digusts me more than 2girls1cup.
Pineapple
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What part of 'ocular penetration' did you not understand?
hell_knight
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First I dont know whats ocular I know what penetration is tho =)
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Ocular means your eye, in other words your eye socket.
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