General Man slices off own Penis in crowded Pizza restaurant

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HORRIFIED diners watched in shock as a maniac sliced off his manhood in a crowded pizza restaurant.

The 35-year-old Pole burst into the Zizzi eaterie in central London and grabbed a knife from the kitchen.

He then leapt on a table and dropped his trousers as customers fled screaming.

A witness said: “There was blood everywhere. Everyone ran out of the place.”

Man cuts off his penis in pizza parlour

Surgeons battling to save a man's penis after he hacked it off in a restaurant have sewn it back on - in the first operation of its kind in the UK
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OMG. That is all I can say.
 
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mase

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indane lol :p

That crazy idiot... why, I mean WHY!?
 
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A new way to say "this pizza is horrible"?
 
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OH GOD I don't wanna feel that pain...who the f*** does this?

What kinda insane freak does this?
 
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WTF?!?! i would like to know what was going through his mind at that moment. I bet i can guess:

Crazy guy(thinking): Ok i just have to run in grab a knife and cut it off. OK opening the door......RUUUUUUUN, GRAB THE KNIFE. Got it, time to head for the table. Jump up. Scream alot while opening my pants. Ok pants are off, time to cut it off. Ok.... oh my god this hurts.....oh my god, why wont it come off??? OH MY GOD THIS HURTS I FEEL LIKE STABBING MYSE..... oh there it goes.

Thats just....WRONG
 
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Wow... just wow...

This is astounding. I wonder what really happened. A bet? Drunk like hell? Deeply stoned?

A few things could have motivated him to do this, and I'm about 100% sure he wasn't in his normal state.
 
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lol he should of just came in the restaurant with his own knife. Manager must be pissed that he had to use theirs.
 
XXXconanXXX

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There was a string of pictures a while back of a man wrapping a rubber band tightly around his erect manhood and then slicing off the head.

That gave me nightmares for weeks.
 
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XXXconanXXX said:
There was a string of pictures a while back of a man wrapping a rubber band tightly around his erect manhood and then slicing off the head.
That gave me nightmares for weeks.
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Hooray for imagery. Congratulations; you're now the perpetrator of one of my top 3 nightmares. +rep (joke)

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A new way to say "this pizza is horrible"?
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The mods here. Own. +rep for TheHelper. (no joke)



I'm gonna go with ... he just broke up with his girlfriend and found no more use.
 
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I wanna post here too! RANDOM POST!!

+rep to all those who posted here (NOT A JOKE)

Why would a person cut his own genital? Did it say something that the person was tired of manhood/ was gay?
 
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First when I read this topic, I thought that he also spread the slices to his pizza..

Spooky.. Ingh.. Most probably this is gonna be long week, because of nightmares. ":D" did it work?'

EDIT: No it didn't..
 
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Random, but...

Must... resist... urge... for... Wii... jokes...
 
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I personally liked how the actual article was so articulate and anatomically correct, refferring to the member in question as "willy" or "the manhood". I also LOVE the fact they gave the guy the nickname "Willy Chop Pole" DOH!!
 
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