US News Man sues Md. doctor, says butt stapled shut

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BALTIMORE – A man alleging a Maryland doctor stapled his rectum shut during an operation — causing him to go without defecating for 17 days — took his federal lawsuit to trial Monday in Baltimore.

Ronald Watkins, 64, of West Virginia, is suing Manuel Casiano, a doctor in Frederick County, for allegedly botching a 2004 surgery that left Watkins with permanent bowel problems.

“The reason for suing Dr. Casiano is very simple: His rectum was stapled shut,” said Julia Lodowski, who with attorney Emily Malarkey is representing Watkins and his wife, Brenda.

Lodowski told jurors in U.S. District Court that Watkins now experiences “rectal discharge” and needs to wipe himself between 12 and 15 times a day.
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Man sues Md. doctor, says butt stapled shut - Washington Examiner

A man alleging a Maryland doctor stapled his rectum shut during an operation — causing him to go without defecating for 17 days — took his federal lawsuit to trial Monday in Baltimore. Ronald Watkins, 64, of West Virginia, is suing Manuel Casiano, a doctor in Frederick County, for allegedly...
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Dam...and i thought they only thought of punishments like that in hell....I will say at least they are creative in their torture....
 
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Oh my god. Hahahahaha.

How do you mess that up? Doctor was trying to pull a morbid funny?
 
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Haha, I read "Man sues Md. Doctor, says butt slapped slut."
 
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oh god that must have felt so bad. On the bright side, he must have felt like the most epic feeling of relief ever on the 17th day. However this raises a question for the doctor: how the fuck do you accidentally staple ones rectum shut?
 
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WolSHaman said:
oh god that must have felt so bad. On the bright side, he must have felt like the most epic feeling of relief ever on the 17th day. However this raises a question for the doctor: how the fuck do you accidentally staple ones rectum shut?
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It was all a cruel, cruel joke. I mean, think about it. If you were a little sadistic it would be pretty funny.
 
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Of course it's funny, it's hilarious as a matter of fact :p .....But that doesn't mean you shouldb't feel bad for the guy...just feel bad for him after you've laughed about it for 2-3 hours
 
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says it all. ;)
 
esb

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ROFL
Imagine how he poops... It gets divided in half by the staple :p
 
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esb said:
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Imagine how he poops... It gets divided in half by the staple :p
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I thought he had to hold it.

Something similar happened to a friend of mine. He went to an acupuncturist and they left a needle in his head. Couldn't wear a hat until I got it out for him.
 
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Ouch what a pain... and how can doctor forget to take them of :rolleyes:
Oh, what a pict you posted @Pineapple you want scare all.
 
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Yeahhh I can't make it for more than 3 hours without needing to 'go' once I get that tender lovin' feeling in my colon.
This guy survived for 408 hours.
I'm a wuss.
 
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