Crime Police: Dallas Smith Stabs Man for Calling Her Feet 'Smelly'

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Dallas Smith made two key errors in judgment on the September night in which she allegedly stabbed a fellow partygoer. First, she overestimated her ability to perform a gymnastic maneuver. Then she took extraordinary offense to the kind of "insult" that wouldn't even make a second-grader blink.

The 18-year-old Smith was watching movies with friends at a house in Monroe when she started boasting about her ability to do backflips. It's unclear why the young teen chose this, of all times, to start bragging. But know this: there was booze involved and the house in question is the same house where her ex-boyfriend lives.

Smith's bluff was called by a 19-year-old man who challenged her to jump off of the back porch. When she wasn't able to perform under pressure, the man teased that her feet -- now sock-free in preparation of the jump -- were "smelly."

Smith and the man started to playfully wrestle. She rubbed her socks in his face. He pushed her away. Everything was normal until Smith plunged a large steak knife into his back and then fled.

More about it here.
 

HappyPeasant

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Is this one of those:
Shove me once, Shame on you,
Shove me twice, I run a steak knife through your back?

I had a girlfriend like that once.. except I wasn't drunk so my reaction time was fast enough when she pulled the knife...
 

Azlier

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Go her. I routinely stab people for calling me a communist without ANY evidence whatsoever.
 

Hatebreeder

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Go her. I routinely stab people for calling me a communist without ANY evidence whatsoever.

Thats how terrorism works :3 At least, that is what I think.

Don't call a woman fat. Don't ask for her age. Don't tell her, that she's got smelly feet. Don't ask why she's got so many shoes.

Did I miss anything out?
 

Sevion

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Yeah. You missed the fact that she should be in the damn kitchen, not at a party! >=(
 
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