the helper awards 2006!

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I found 1 mistake that you had fixed, Darthfett. I hardly find that I get the award for the worst grammar. When, in true fact, I am not a good revisor.

Here is a version with the best grammar. Did you know nerdiest isn't a word? It's now the most nerdish. I also took some out, if you don't mind. If you would like to add one, then please say so. Though, TheHelper will most likely be the final judge of what will be posted.

I know they should be questions for proper grammar, but it does not work for this. Will you let this one thing go?? ;)

Moderators Only:

the best mod:
the nicest mod:
the meanest mod:
the most helpful mod:
the coolest mod:
the most psychotic of all the mods:

Members only:

Who is the best member:
Who is the funniest moderator:
Who is the nicest member:
Who is the meanest member:
Who is the happy member:
Who is the smartest member:
Who is the proudest member:
Who is the evil member:
Who is the most forgiving member:
Who is the funniest member:
Who is the most offensive member:

Moderators and Members:

Who has the best avatar:
Who has the best signature:
Who has the best location:
Who has the best personality:
Who has the worst grammar:
Who has the worst avatar:
Who has the sexiest avatar:
Who has the best name:
Who has the most unique name:
Who is the biggest sports fan:
Who is the biggest gamer:
Who is the biggest forum addict:
Who is the spam king:
Who is the best ex-spammer:
Who is the biggest psycho:
Who is the biggest tormentor:
Who is the person you'd never want to meet: :
Who is the person you would want to meet:
Who is the village idiot:
 
Administrators and Mods Only:

Who is the most helpful:
Who is the nicest:
Who is the meanest:
Who is the biggest Luzer:

Members only:

Who is the most helpful:
Who is the funniest:
Who is the nicest:
Who is the meanest:
Who is the evil member:
Member name that best befits that member's personality (not me I already have won that award http://dmoz.org/profiles/thehelper.html):
Who is the biggest Luzer:

My reduced list.
 
The Helper said:
Administrators and Mods Only:

Member name that best befits that member's personality (not me I already have won that award http://dmoz.org/profiles/thehelper.html):

My reduced list.
Wow man. I have got to say WOW. nicely done. I give you major prop's. Though. I don't know how to talk to old wise peaple.heh. really though man. dang.
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and thats a short list!!
 
Fine. Then I'll add:

Who is the biggest nubcaek:

Meaning, basically a n00b.
 
best mod: SilverHawk
nicest mod: phyrex1an
meanist mod: Alexander :)P)
best member: HUSKY_003!
nicest member: 2-P
meanist member:
spamm king: king_tongoll :)P)
best ex-spammer: Zakyath
most helpful maderater: AceHart
best avatar: Me, of course.
best signiture: Alexander
best location: No clue
best personality: 2-P
coolest mod: phyrex1an (He's sexy on wheels)
biggest phsico: Alexander
most phsico of all the mods: Alexander
biggest torrmentor:

the person youd never want to meet and you want to smack him/her in the face with a wet glove: Krofttt

the person you would want to meet: Husky_003 (<3)
the person that dose the most flamming:
the most forgiving member: uhh...2-P?
the most non offensive member: 2-P
the biggist double poster: No idea
the villige idiot: Krofttt
the funniest member: Husky_003
the funniest moderater: Husky_003
the sexiest avatar: Mine. Conan is sexy on wheels.
the longest name: king_tongoll
the best name: 2-P
the most unique name: 2-P
the biggest anemi fan: No clue
the biggest sports fan: Ryoko I guess...
the biggest gammer: No clue. Though I am pretty geeky..
the biggest forum addict: No clue
the go-happy member: 1JadedJen
the smartist member:TheHelper
the neerdiest member: king_tongoll
the most leet speaking member: king_tongoll
the proudist member: Alexander
the worst avatar: king_tongoll
the evil member: Krofttt
 
My revised answers!

Administrators and Mods Only:

Who is the most helpful: Acehart
Who is the nicest: Alexander
Who is the meanest: Sargon
Who is the biggest Luzer: Sargon (Not saying he isn't helpful, hes just not nice about it)

Members only:

Who is the most helpful: Malto1
Who is the funniest: Jimpy
Who is the nicest: Jindo
Who is the meanest: Zero R.
Who is the evil member: Zero R.
Who is the biggest Luzer: Zero R.
Member name that best befits that member's personality: 2-P Plain and simple :)
 
Hi, hi, thanks conan. :) *cough* I'll transfer the money to you later *cough*

Halo_king116 said:
Member name that best befits that member's personality: 2-P Plain and simple :)
No need to put a smiley, that was no compliment. -.-
 
Administrators and Mods Only:
Who is the most helpful: Acehart
Who is the nicest: Orc_Tamer
Who is the meanest: Silverhawk
Who is the biggest Luzer: xxxConanxxx (Wow isn't all mighty! :p )

Members only:
Who is the most helpful: Emjlr3 (to me atleast when I do need help)
Who is the funniest: Alexander
Who is the nicest: Jindo
Who is the biggest Luzer: Still Conan. :p
Member name that best befits that member's personality: ... Jimpy ... ?

Screwed up add-ons
Who smells nicest: 2-P
Most likely to become gutter trash: Husky003
Most Pimped: Krofttt
Largest eyebrows: Sargon
Best Yodel: Zakyath
Biggest 'fro: TheHelper
Most likely to be beaten by a midget biker gang: Mixmax
Most likely to be part of the midget biker gang: Darthfett
Pinkest polkadots: King_Tongoll
Best back up hoe dancer in music videos: Karawasa
Most feminine: Bob Saget
Sexiest amputede: 1Jadedjen1 (Hope I spelt right...)
Largest breasts: Halo_King116
 
Administrators and Mods Only:
Who is the most helpful: Acehart
Who is the nicest: Conan
Who is the meanest: Conan [Contradicshun!]
Who is the biggest Luzer: Conan [I got bored]

Members only:
Who is the most helpful: Darthfett
Who is the funniest: Jindo
Who is the nicest: Jindo
Who is the biggest Luzer: DDRTits..DDRtistses..whatever.
Member name that best befits that member's personality: 2-P. :D

Zero's Add-ons:

Worst Grammar: king_tongoll
That guy who necroed a thread just to say something stupid: Illidan
Most Green Minded: The Helper for no reason.
Best Location: H-TOWN!!12213
Best nubcaek: Everyone on Mission Impossible 3.
Most likely Race in WoW: Flying Sheep with Lazer Beams.
Most likely to get shot in the jubblies: Mullit.
People who agree that H-Town is cool and that they look at pr00n too much: 1,567,944,678 and rising.
 
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