You know your addicted to warcraft when...

[Shadowy Fear]

157. You try and cast sleep on yourself because you can't get to sleep.

158. You wonder how many polygons you are made out of.

159. You try and use your glasses to zoom and focus your vision so that it matches the wc3 game camera.

160. You try and cast Death Pact on a family member you don't like (ex. little sister).

161. You tell your doctor that you will be fine, the disease will disappear in 2 minutes just like in WC3.

 

[ShaiTan-Enk]

162. You jump on a wolf and chase sheep around
163. You think you ARE a wolf as you chase sheep around
164. You put a bunch of cardboard boxes in the middle of the street and claim that "My towers will destroy any wave of creeps (cars)!"
165. You run around shooting rubber arrows at people because you want to gain experience
166. You run around bashing people on the head and screaming "I NEED TO LEVEL UP WHY HAVEN'T I LEVELED UP YET?!"
167. You hang upsidedown to sleep because you *know* you've metamorphed into a bat
168. You get called out in a game like dodgeball and ask the ref how long respawn time is

 

[Jindo]

169. Its a snowday and you think your city is being invaded by archmagi

170. You find a piece of coal and think that it gives you bonus fire damage.

171. You hide from your neighbours thinking that they will become zombies and join the legion.

172. You start telling everyone that you're level 6 but your ultimate ability doesn't work.

173. You're exploring a forest, loads of people are watching a waterfall and yourun screaming thinking it's a mountain giant having a bath.

174. You're going to a forest:

Girl: Why are we taking the car.
You: If we walk and the demi god is here, he'll send these trees on us.
Girl: No he won't...
You: YES HE WILL! THEY'RE CALLED TREANTS!

175. You're on battle.net and hear someone talking about a portal and then you throw things at your computer thinking it will open a portal into battle.net.

175.5. You can't be bothered to go to 176 .

~Jindo

 

[Sheep_Quest]

177. When you are sitting and trying to learn JASS at 03:05 am

 

[PB_and_J]

178. when you read through this WHOLE thread

 

[Creature]

179. You have a portable toilet for a chair.
180. When your in a fight you try to summon a rock golem.
181. You say 1337 a lot.
182. You ask what is this sun you talk of?
183. You only care about leveling up your 21 warrior from a RPG map.
184. You listen to the arthas theme music in the editor non stop.
185. You think you can use Avatar and beat up anyone you want.

 

[Lord_Phoenix]

186. You get on WC Forums as soon as you go home, in hope that someone replied to your answers.
187. You skip social activities to play WC3
188. You think you have Trueshot Aura, and hit people with baby carrot sticks in their eyes
189. You claim you have an infernal stone in you 6-slot inventory
190. You think your principle has the 'Drunken Haze' ability, and casts it on himself regulary (Our principal is english, and is usually drunk when he's at school)
191. You wish you would have silence, mass teleport, and blink
192. you make catapults and use them to fling stuff at people, hoping that they do splash damage.
193. Thinking you have seige attack damage, and can blow up your school if you hit it ehough times.
194. You weigh less then 100 pounds from lack of eating
195. Theres a permenant wet stain at the bottom of your chair
196. you find any of these funny
197 wishing you had flame strike and ether spell (the Bloodmage spell)
198. You can think of more than one thing that proves your addicted to warcraft
199. reading books, hoping that they improve your Str, Int, or Agil
200. Saying: someone else should help you because they have more XP than I do (yay 200!)

 

[sqrage]

lmao u guys are really bored arent u?

and if u are true addicts u should be playing now!

 

[Ralle_Janis]

Who said we are addicted? we just came up with reasons XD

And bored? nah not really

 

[Sargon]

40. you make a list called "You know you're addicted to warcraft when..."

76. You find 76 reasons of how people can be addicted!

94. When you're the 90th "You know you're addicted to Warcraft when..." reason.

106. Read ALL 104 reasons and post new ones

141: When you spend your days listing all the reasons why you know your addicted to warcraft.

178. when you read through this WHOLE thread

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104. When you find #103 to be funny o.0 (no offense)

196. you find any of these funny

Rather repetitive, aren't we?

 

[Sheep_Quest]

201. You are affraid that you might trip on a gnome when you go out..
202. You try to use Animate dead on your dead goldfish before your dad flushes it in the toilet
203. You think Sleep, is only a spell and not something you need on a regular basis
204. When you See a carpenter(uhmm how to spell that) you instantly qoute the phrase "It's hammer time!" as you walk by
205. You think your engineer skill is very high because you seem to be able to make them Beer googles flawless every time
206. When people asks you where you live, you reply "See that rock? Thats my pillow"

 

[Jindo]

207. You use google, yahoo and all the search engines you can think to find any warcraft guide possible.

208. You immediately throw a baseball bat at the computer screen thinking that a banshee was about to come out and possess you.

209. You fly over to a warcraft tournament and camp outside the location a year before it actually starts.

210. You go to a market and start wondering why you can't purchase a fire or pit lord.

211. You bash into a tree and start staring at it and looking around for wisps.

212. You immediately start a game and shout "ALLYOURBASEAREBELONGTOUS" then "YAY! I WIN!" then leave the game: "woteva has left the game."

213. A hot-air balloon is in the sky and you think it is a zappelin and dig out your mortar gun and shoot it.

214. You see people to look like grunts and peasants and mountain giants (lol?)

215. You see a man dressed up and ask him if he has any spare lumber.

~Jindo

 

[XXXconanXXX]

216. You dream about a story for your map. ~_~

217. Threaten to commint suicide because someone gave you a bad review.

218. Call people nubs in real life.

219. When people are IN FACT nubs in real life.

220. Participate in this thread.

 

[Jindo]

220. Participate in this thread.

I'm annoyed except that makes you an addict !!!

221. You have a pet cat and think it is your pantha and you are a huntress, it bites you so you throw a frisby at it thinking that it is a glaive.

~Jindo

 

[Lord_Phoenix]

More? MORE! <( !_! )>

222. (yay! 222) You think that building a base will make footies constantly appear to do your bidding.
223. You yell at a teacher for making a test imbalanced
224. You write the word 'the' 'teh' and the word and 'adn'
225. You know the hp of every unit in warcraft
226. You put on calogne and call it tranquility
227. You think t /-\1L|<1/\/G Li|<3 T|-|1z is too noob for you
228. You go to a graveyard and try to animate dead
229. You can speak WC3 orcish better than you can speek your usual language
230. Your Index finger is the strongest muscle in your body

 

[Ralle_Janis]

t /-\1L |<1/\/G Li|<3 T |-|1z <- hmm, thats some messed up 1337!|\|G

 

[Lord_Phoenix]

i know, Its really time comsuming to write like that, too.

 

[Jindo]

231. You see an ice cream truck and ask for a staff of teleport.

~Jindo

 

[nRage]

232. When you open your front door and get poisoned by fresh air
233. When your in a fight and shout out 'Storm, Earth and Fire, heed my call'
234. When someone hits you on the back of your head and you shout 'Taking from, behind'

 

[stuartg123]

235. When you hug the Warcraft case more than you hug anything else.