You know your addicted to warcraft when...

[Im_On_56k]

Can you guys please get back on to the "game", or post your arguments in another thread...

98. You make warcraft III icons
99. You are making or made any type of program for war3.
100. You have bought the war3 strategry guides.

 

[DarthTyranus]

101. You upgrade your pc so you can unit spam more and make the other guy lag.

i know that this isn't the place for a discussion, but your reasons don't make sense. If you are not a Warcraft addict, you might have to buy a strategy guide, and if you don't have enough knowledge of the World Editor becuase you don't spend ever waking moment using it, then you might have 5 unfinished maps, because you are stuck.

Please no one make 102. You deny you addiction by defending other addicts

 

[Shadowy Fear]

I need to reply to this --- you might have 5 unfinished maps because you might have simply grown bored, as well Or, you might be addicted to the WE, but too stubborn to ask for help.

If you suck that badly at WC3, but STILL want to try and beat it anyway, so you buy a strategy guide instead of simply using cheats, then you ARE addicted; you are trying to make up for your lack of skill LOL!

102. You don't worry when you are attacked by wolves because you know the Feral Spirit buff will dissipate in 60 seconds.

 

[Ralle_Janis]

103. When u mom ask if u wanna come with her on vacation to hawaii, and u say: Nah, i can just use my far sigth to see that place

 

[dArKzEr0]

104. When you find #103 to be funny o.0 (no offense)

 

[Sheep_Quest]

105-115

105. when you kill your parents and try to cast raise skeleton on their corpses well knowing that undead ghouls will do anything for you.
106. Read ALL 104 reasons and post new ones
107 when you try to learn Endurance Aura to run faster in your school gym class
108. when you think of the toilet as the frozen throne and hope arthas has not taken it yet..
109. When you try to gamble your homework away in a 1on1 with your teacher
110. when you realize that you are posting at 00:22 am local time
111. when you try to spawn misha in a school yard fight
112. when you are affraid that no one in class exept you builds towers and you might leak when the first round starts when the bell rings out the units
113. when you try to fight of the bullies with fire storm ability
114. when the worst thing that ever could happen to you was if ur wc3 cd-key get's stolen
115. if you hold a funaral(or however it is spelled) for your cd-key if you get banned

 

[ShaiTan-Enk]

116. When all you listen to is music you've recorded off of WC3
117. You have a WC3 carpet
118. You can use the WE blindfolded
119. You can construct the triggers for an entire map without looking at the WE once
120. When you tutor people, you secretly try to convert them to WC3 by explaining things with it
121. You bother to read a list of over 100 ways you know you're addicted to WC3
122. You burn a copy of WC3 to use, then frame the original disk and hang it on a wall
123. Edit - you're sad when you have to change the numbers on your list because someone was making a list at the same time and entered it before you
124. His list is bigger than yours
125. You've been on a warcraft forum site for well over 2 hours, and don't consider it wasting your time.
126. You've put off fixing your paintball gun for 6 days just so you could play WC3 and help people on a WC3 forum.
127. You can't stop thinking of ways to prove someone's addiction to WC3
128. You've decided to write a WC3 dictionary
129. You've decided to write said dictionary in 17 different languages
130. You learn 17 different languages just so that you can write a WC3 dictionary in them
131. You plan ways of assassinating people who have stopped playing WC3
132. You upgrade to an OC-768 line so that there will never ever be lag in any of your games. An OC-768 line has a speed of 40 Gbps

 

[Sheep_Quest]

133-138.

133: when you stop in the middle of the street and try to use Holy light on random people since some of them easy could be acolites in discuise
134: When you try to use Entangeling roots on your brother when he steals your things and run away
135: when you think you are a paladin and you have to smight all of man kind because all of us has clearly been infected by the undead's food stock
136: when you plan your next vecation location by the minimap
137: when you wonder why the sheeps on the fields isnt building farms since the raidars can be released any minute now
138: when you make a rescue plan for the trees in your garden, for when the infernals come

 

[just me]

138: when u are afraid of dogs do devour you

 

[Sheep_Quest]

139. When you start calling your work place IMBA because your boss gets a higher pay role then you do

 

[Cres]

140: When you can play wc3 in your head

 

[Marksman]

141: When you spend your days listing all the reasons why you know your addicted to warcraft.

 

[Im_On_56k]

142. You punch your mom/dad out when they say supper is ready.

 

[Sheep_Quest]

143. When you run around with a plastic sword, thinkin the lich king gives you orders throug it, and hit people in the head..

 

[Ralle_Janis]

Hes called LICH king, dont u know anything?!

 

[XXXconanXXX]

144. Cause an uproar in a Grocery Store becuase you ripped apart some cereal, thinking the Scourge had infected it.

 

[Ralle_Janis]

145. When u dress upin a black robe, go to a goldmine (which just happens to be around) and start saying weird sounds and movements

 

[Sheep_Quest]

146. when you are convinced that you dont need to open the doors, you can simply just use wind walk and go right through them

 

[Shadowy Fear]

147. You are subscribed to the Blizzard Insider newsletter or whatever it was.

149. You steal a fat, green beaker of fluid from the chem lab so you can fight back when the bullies attack you be hitting them and then healing.

150. You skip # 148

 

[Myzteryz]

151. When you think you can start a new city with WE
152. When you think you are so awesome because you are level 80 in warcraft ladder.
153. When you wish you could call treants to fight with you against bullies.
154. When you think you can use shadow meld to sleep in outside without worries.
155. When you get caught by the cops, and you think you can use blink to get out.
156. When you wish your dirty habits could get you the power of the disease cloud aura.