Weird Flaming kamikaze squirrel torches car

[The Helper]

A New Jersey woman's Toyota Camry last week suffered a sciurine kamikaze attack during which a flaming squirrel fell onto the vehicle, slid into the engine compartment and provoked an explosion which destroyed the parked vehicle, the Jersey Journal reports.

Lindsey Millar, 23, and bruv Tony, 22, were at home in Bayonne last Wednesday lunchtime when the incident occurred. The animal had apparently decided it was a really good move to chew through overhead powerlines directly above the motor, and was duly fried for its trouble.

Flaming kamikaze squirrel torches car

Sciurine death dive does for Toyota Camry

www.theregister.com

 

[Ghan]

...

Amazing.
That is hilarious.

 

[Miz]

Great now the Squirrels are trying to take us out...

BTW I didn't know Squirrels were highly combustible. Who knew?

 

[Vellu]

Ookay... Here thay come! Get your weapons! Buy grenades! Yeah, that was the funniest new I have ever heard.

 

[enouwee]

Obligatory:
I, for one, welcome our new kamikaze squirrel overlords.

 

[Darkchaoself]

Guys, a squirrel died, how would you of liked to be set on fire, then exploded? Exactly.

But this is still hilarious.

They coming.

Are we ready?

Good thing my dad owns like 3 guns, and is a cop XD

 

[phyrex1an]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ru/e/ea/Zero_The_Kamikaze_Squirrel_boxart.jpg

 

[Prometheus]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOOLOLOOLOLOLOOLOLOOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL

Made me laugh.... XD

 

[SilverHawk]

That is amazingly funny.

 

[PurgeandFire]

Ha! Welcome Conker!

 

[waaaks!]

maybe the squirrel saw nuts inside the car...
pretty funny

 

[Vellu]

maybe the squirrel saw nuts inside the car...
pretty funny

Yeah, and that squirrel forget that he's in fire, eh?

 

[Berserk]

Yeah, and that squirrel forget that he's in fire, eh?

would it not be "on fire" ?

 

[KillerChi]

There are philosophies saying animals don`t feels pain though. I am sick of repeating this:

Kamikaze: Divine Wind.
Research Japan and the Mongol attacks on them. They where saved twice from Mongols by a kamikaze(A divine wind) look it up in history they were saved by the wind because of it due to the winds dierection. During those attacks the Japanese were saved. then a couple centuries later, they have Suicidal Pilots (Kamikazes) who crashed their ships just like their samurai warrior ancestors who thought death was a door anyways like another part of the cycle.And NEVER gave up.


Theres you Japanese History Lesson.

 

[ArmedCitizen]

I am sick of repeating this:

Lol, if you are sick of repeating it than why did you?

This was hilarious. My knees are soar from all the harhar slapping I did.

 

[esb]

>There are philosophies saying animals don`t feels pain though

FAKE!

 

[The Helper]

>There are philosophies saying animals don`t feels pain though

FAKE!

Ack! Flaming Squirrel Death re-enactment....

 

[The Helper]

For Flaming Squirrel Justice!