US News Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table

[The Helper]

BELLEVUE, OH -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.

The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

Police say Price lives near an elementary school.

Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table

What makes this a felony, police say, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen the act.

www.fox19.com

 

[Turnip]

in his bedroom.

As strange as this man is, I must ask... What the !@$% did he do that was illegal?

 

[mushroom911]

this world is stupid

OK so i guess in 1 month we'll be hearing "guy rapes his car" or something like that.....
and no i dont think that was illegal... jsut another form of jacking off is all methinks

 

[duyen]

ROFLMAOPMP

(Roll on floor laughing my ass off peeing my pants)

Arrested for raping a table HAHAHHAHAHHA.

Lol what perv. video taped him?

That's not illegal.

 

[Zakyath]

everything's that unusual is illegal in the US

guy got arrested for having sex with his bicycle once. and someone tried to do it with the street, or so I heard. I don't know how.

 

[Insane!]

lonely man

 

[Prometheus]

I can understand how he had sex with a table, but dam!
Its public ludeness.

 

[BRUTAL]

lol wow o.o

 

[Centreri]

Who the hell cares.. it's something called a 'victimless crime'. Victimless crimes are one of the things that are screwed up with America - if there's no victim, why the hell are you wasting resources on 'correcting the problem'?

 

[Aqua Dragon]

There ARe Only 2 Things I Wonder...

1) How the freakin HECK can you even HAVE "IT" With a freakin PICNIC TABLE?
2)Why did he have a picnic table inside his house in the first place?

 

[Sevion]

everything's that unusual is illegal in the US

guy got arrested for having sex with his bicycle once. and someone tried to do it with the street, or so I heard. I don't know how.

the Street? wth lol

 

[sqrage]

What the !@$% did he do that was illegal?

Who the hell cares..

That's not illegal.

Doing it in public and near an elementary school...?

 

[duyen]

He was in his house it said.

 

[The Helper]

On his patio actually. He ran afoul of local laws, not state or federal laws. There was probably some ordinance about stuff like that in some certain radius around the school.

 

[sqrage]

He was in his house it said.

"sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck."

Second sentence, could've at least read that far.

 

[duyen]

A deck could be anything.

 

[esb]

A deck is outside, like a backyard, except on the first floor or higher. It could also be referring boat-wise, but that would be public too.

 

[The Helper]

For great picnic table Justice!