South-Titan
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I'm remaking this into a somewhat awkward series meant for my type.
Chapter Uno
"Hello Bob, wha-" mentioned Flamatristanos II, or more commonly known as Jim. For lack of a dramatic scene, Bob immediately went into a coma and died.
Why this coma took place, was simply because Bob had nothing better to do. Why he had nothing better to do was reasoned from the fact that Jim wasn't bored, and he "magically" exploded all the things Bob ever owned. When Bob's coma hit, police appeared on the scene with chainsaws, and tore Jim into pieces.
The autopsy was nothing special, except for the fact that "Flamatristanos II" or "Jim" or "Osama bin Laden" lacked most of the body. This surprised many physicians and doctors, until I popped on the scene, carrying a chainsaw and a Christmas present. I told the doctor that my colleagues wield CHAINSAWS and they probably took about 60% of Jim's body into bloody mist.
The doctor, was still surprised in shock that a chainsaw even existed. I advanced on the retarded orangutan and tore off his face mask, revealing a teenager, with no emotions on his face.
"Shit. The Pheonix." Even though the teenager had shown no emotions on his face, I could tell he had no idea what a phoenix was. I taught him the hard way.
I snatched him by the neck, bellowing "I am PABLO, PHOENIX...of KHAZ'MODAN!" I gripped harder, and a red tendril of smoke whipped out from my fist, popping his head. Popping. Jesus christ.
Chapter Uno
"Hello Bob, wha-" mentioned Flamatristanos II, or more commonly known as Jim. For lack of a dramatic scene, Bob immediately went into a coma and died.
Why this coma took place, was simply because Bob had nothing better to do. Why he had nothing better to do was reasoned from the fact that Jim wasn't bored, and he "magically" exploded all the things Bob ever owned. When Bob's coma hit, police appeared on the scene with chainsaws, and tore Jim into pieces.
The autopsy was nothing special, except for the fact that "Flamatristanos II" or "Jim" or "Osama bin Laden" lacked most of the body. This surprised many physicians and doctors, until I popped on the scene, carrying a chainsaw and a Christmas present. I told the doctor that my colleagues wield CHAINSAWS and they probably took about 60% of Jim's body into bloody mist.
The doctor, was still surprised in shock that a chainsaw even existed. I advanced on the retarded orangutan and tore off his face mask, revealing a teenager, with no emotions on his face.
"Shit. The Pheonix." Even though the teenager had shown no emotions on his face, I could tell he had no idea what a phoenix was. I taught him the hard way.
I snatched him by the neck, bellowing "I am PABLO, PHOENIX...of KHAZ'MODAN!" I gripped harder, and a red tendril of smoke whipped out from my fist, popping his head. Popping. Jesus christ.
