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Why trolls so hard to conquer?
Because thier unconTROLLable.
What kind of a bus does a troll ride?
A Trolley
Why are there so many half orcs?
Any woman is better than an orcish woman
What do call a smart orc?
A wannabe human.
Why do Taurens always order Italian?
They don't want to order steaks.
What is worse than a male orc trying to kill you?
A female orc trying to seduce you.
What does a tauren have in common with a triceratops?
They both have horns and they both have peanut sized brains.
Why did the chicken cross the road
To attack the taunting Mountain Giant
What did one Gargoyle say to the other Gargoyle?
Nothing, gargoyles can't talk.
What do you call a bunch of orcs pillaging a local village?
Humane.
What do you call three golems who fell off Mount Hyjal?
The Rolling Stones
How did the sorceress make her new gnomish husband more attractive for the honeymoon?
Cast polymorph.
how does the Tauren Chieftain get a date ?
he sends out his wolfs to ensare em.
What does a Banshee wear in the winter?
Booooooots!
Why is there a deep man-shaped hole in the ice at the center of Northrend?
Because Arthas fell down 500 feet!
Why did Arthas fall down 500 feet?
Because his Frozen Throne melted away!
Why did the Frozen Throne melt away?
Because Arthas hired Firelords as his personal bodyguards!
Why did Arthas hire Firelords as his personal bodyguards?
Because he wanted to try out the latest patch!!
A Story...
On a beautiful day, Thrall visited the Bloodhoof-family in Mulgore. Together they watched over the plains in the sunset, and Thrall noticed a group of pack-animals, running after each other in chaos and trying to hit each other. Thrall looked at Cairne, and asked: "What are they doing??" Cairne replied:
"They're playing Kodo Tag!"
Because thier unconTROLLable.
What kind of a bus does a troll ride?
A Trolley
Why are there so many half orcs?
Any woman is better than an orcish woman
What do call a smart orc?
A wannabe human.
Why do Taurens always order Italian?
They don't want to order steaks.
What is worse than a male orc trying to kill you?
A female orc trying to seduce you.
What does a tauren have in common with a triceratops?
They both have horns and they both have peanut sized brains.
Why did the chicken cross the road
To attack the taunting Mountain Giant
What did one Gargoyle say to the other Gargoyle?
Nothing, gargoyles can't talk.
What do you call a bunch of orcs pillaging a local village?
Humane.
What do you call three golems who fell off Mount Hyjal?
The Rolling Stones
How did the sorceress make her new gnomish husband more attractive for the honeymoon?
Cast polymorph.
how does the Tauren Chieftain get a date ?
he sends out his wolfs to ensare em.
What does a Banshee wear in the winter?
Booooooots!
Why is there a deep man-shaped hole in the ice at the center of Northrend?
Because Arthas fell down 500 feet!
Why did Arthas fall down 500 feet?
Because his Frozen Throne melted away!
Why did the Frozen Throne melt away?
Because Arthas hired Firelords as his personal bodyguards!
Why did Arthas hire Firelords as his personal bodyguards?
Because he wanted to try out the latest patch!!
A Story...
On a beautiful day, Thrall visited the Bloodhoof-family in Mulgore. Together they watched over the plains in the sunset, and Thrall noticed a group of pack-animals, running after each other in chaos and trying to hit each other. Thrall looked at Cairne, and asked: "What are they doing??" Cairne replied:
"They're playing Kodo Tag!"
