What if...

[Darthfett]

Then people would have fun and everyone would be happy!

What if... I ate a cheeseburger?

 

[Jindo]

You'd get a huge cramp .

What if I became a MOD ?!?

~Jindo

 

[Wiseman_2]

Then I would be god. No, wait... I already am God. Better think of somethin else... ummm... then pigs would be able to fly! Yes! Have that, crappy imagination!

What if I actually helped someone on The-Helper.net?

 

[Knights]

You would get +rep

What if somone called you an ugly fag?

 

[HG-Bonfire]

prolly beat the crap outta them with a 2 by 4

What if you had a Mountain Dew?

 

[1)ark_Knight]

Id guzzle it so fast id hold a new record!

What if a rabbit commited suicide?

 

[Knights]

It would die.

What if the guy who called you an ugly fag died?

 

[Ozzdog]

His familly would be very sad. hey would hold a funeral sefvice for him at some fancy place with a hard to pronounce name. Also they would have to make a choice on whether to cremate him or bury him depending on their personal likes / dislikes ant their religeon.

"What if god was one of us?"

 

[Wiseman_2]

I already am one of you.

What if it turned out that Bin Laden was actually hiding in the USA?

 

[Geelottaja]

I wouldn't be surprised. Oh, and the conspiracy guys would be more or less happy.

What if this thread would never had existed?!

 

[chris]

Then we would all be doing something interesting...lol

What if I had never put in this post?

 

[HG-Bonfire]

I prolly would of said something like "then I wouldnt of posted this"

Whatif I never replyed to this?

 

[Knights]

Then chris wouldn't have posted his and I would say we would be doing something interesting... :nuts:


What if this thread had no more what ifs?

 

[Wiseman_2]

God knows. Wait, I am God. And I don't really know. I should, but I don't. So i'll have a guess. Hmmmm... Then I wouldn't have just typed all what I will type below! Yes! Me: 2 Imagination: 0 Sense: Never there in the first place.

What if a guy called what if signed up to this forum?

 

[Ozzdog]

everyone's brains would implode form the shear confusion of the situation.

What if the internet ceased to exist?

 

[chris]

then this forum would not be here......and we would all be down the pub wasting our lives instead.

What if the internet died and all the pubs were full?

 

[New_U.S.]

then i would buy stock in some beer company

what if Samual L Jackson had his own beer company?

 

[chris]

he would become an alcoholic and join AA.

What if all of the pubs ran out of stock?

 

[Wiseman_2]

Then my Hobos would have to go back to gettin drunk off their own Moonshine.

What if I calmed down an stopped rantin?

 

[chris]

Then i would not have gotten such a witty replay and i would be sat here waiting to type something else.

What if the world was completly overtaken by hobos drunk on moonshine?