Name my next poem.

[BlowingKush]

I need some ideas for the name of my next poem and thought I'd get some user input.

Heres are couple ideas I was throwing around, but I am looking for more.


"Obama smoked my Archmage"

"I touch myself in public"

"If I had a hammer."

"A peon killed my hero."

 

[Monsterous]

Entering into the deep pit of my most random thoughts i can conjure...

"A Footman stopped a Horse"

"Grunt Whack"

"Ball-Peen Hammer"

"Crock Pot"

"Bunny-Tail Smoke Hour"


I have spoken!

*vanishes in a magic puff of smoke*

 

[duyen]

"I wish I was hooker"

 

[Chao]

"My best friend is a flamethrower"

"Alt-q-q ggkthx"

"Girls don't like my penis"

 

[Halahan]

Hats off to Anman, I like his.

 

[Seb!]

"Obama smoked my Archmage"

"A peon killed my hero."

I like these, but I can't see what the main pun would be for the latter.

 

[Sil3nt]

I think I'm a trojan horse