The Wish Game!

[Jindo]

5134131 people wished that just now, they all got hit by a meteor (including you).

I wish I could blow things up by pointing at them and shouting 'BANG!'

~Jindo

 

[Naine]

Too bad you have no voice.

I wish I had an army of cupcakes at my disposal.

 

[Mullit]

you did until I ate them all.

i wish for a pizza (that cant be poisoned )

 

[ReVolver]

Then you got poisoned by the breadsticks.

I wish for a new computer

 

[Naine]

And a new computer you get!

...

Wheres the drawback?


Wish: I wish to have Orc_Tamer's computer

There it is

 

[Cornface]

Too sad I stole it...



I wish for a big lovely blueberry pie!

 

[Kenito]

Oops - that was a pie? I thought it was a toilet bowl...oh well. Here you go!

I wish he wouldn't give me back this filthy toilet bowl/pie after reading this post.

 

[Naine]

He won't... I will

I wish I was a demi-god.

 

[Jindo]

Granted.. ::BANG::.. You spend the rest of your life as the demi-god of garbage .

I wish for milk and cereal !!

~Jindo

 

[Naine]

Heres your milk *pours it all over you* and heres your cereal *Gives you a box of Raisin Bran.... RAISIN BRAN... Hahaha

I wish for some good old fashioned Banana Bread.

 

[Jindo]

Here ya go (grabs some moldy bananas and hides them in bread)... fresh from the jungle .

I wish for a poem .

~Jindo

 

[Naine]

There once was a bunny,
Who was very quite funny.
Eating a moldy banana.
Until one day Hannah,
Who is as mean as a grandma,
Said: "Screw you this banana is mine!'

Lmao it doesn't ryhme

I wish for another poem!

 

[Kenito]

<THIS POEM HAS BEEN REMOVED BY THE FBI DUE TO PLAGARISM>

Oh well. I wish for Icefrog's address (for obvious purposes!)...

 

[Naine]

It's 105 Johnson Street in barrie Ontario. Kill him!

I wish for Jimpy's adress. I need a good laugh

 

[Cornface]

He dont have one... He lives in a jungle.

I wish for a everlasting Vacuum on earth.

 

[MCV]

Before you even get to suffocate, you explode due to internal pressure being higher than external.

I wish I had a nuclear missile of the "Tzar" class.

 

[Naine]

I wish I had a nuclear missile of the "Tzar" class.

I wish I knew what that was

 

[corvusHaunt]

It's a big scary bomb. Soviet Design (you can prolly guess by the name)
I think they measured something like 60 megatons of energy output when one went off. (A megaton (energy) describes how much output a megaton(mass) of tnt would create. megaton=1,000,000 tons)

I wish we didn't have to create things like this.

 

[Naine]

You don't anymore. Now, go clean up that horse dung!

I wish for a straight jacket.

 

[Shademaster]

The straght jacket comes to life and rapes you!

I wish for little green women to come to earth (for obvious reasons...)