The Wish Game!

[Naine]

Too bad so can your mom.

I wish to own Microsoft.

 

[Darthfett]

Everyone hates you for your product and sues you.

I wish for a magic lamp with a (nice) genie inside who won't kill me, and gives me wishes.

 

[Naine]

Nice land you got there. *SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!*

I wish for 1000 dollers im pennies.

 

[PsychoMonkey]

*Granted* $1000.00 worth of pennies fall from the sky all at once, causing a concussion.

W: I wish I had Jalapeno Steak and Cheese Hotpockets right now

 

[YosLin]

Wish granted, but all of them are poisoned

I wish i could fly

 

[Jindo]

A huntsman mistakes you from a duck (although there's no difference j/k).

I wish for a butflap on my pants that opens at the most inappropriate times .

~Jindo

 

[YosLin]

Wish granted, however you have been arested for public disturbance

I wish i could breathe under water

 

[Jindo]

Granted, but you've lost the ability to breathe on land .

I wish that anything I touch would have an orgasm!

~Jindo

 

[Kenito]

You touch the air, it has a highly severe orgasm, and falls unconscious. You, as with the rest of the world, suffocates!

I wish it wasn't so bloody humid in my region at this time of year.

 

[Darthfett]

Your air is no longer humid, but instead comes a hot, HOT heat wave of around 120*.

* = Degrees Fahrenheight.

I wish I could go to the waterpark.

 

[Jindo]

Over there, but be careful of the sharks.

I wish I could spell.

~Jindo

 

[Wiseman_2]

You can now spell properly, but you always accidently slip in stuff that gets you into trouble, like tourettes on paper.

I wish for a horde of evil attack monkeys with which i can take over the world

 

[Kenito]

A great war sweeps across the globe, but as you near victory, all your men (err, monkeys) catch rabies, give it to you, and you all go byebye...

...BECAUSE YOU KILLED THE MEN IN CHARGE OF THE RABIES VACCINES!

I wish for pie. Lots and lots of pie.

 

[Naine]

You got it! Wow... Those are some nice pies!

I wish I had Kenito's pies.

 

[Mullit]

you get indigestion after eating all those pies.

i wish i was a centaur.

 

[Naine]

Your hooves start to hurt so much you waste your nex wish to turn back.

I wish I was an Orc.

 

[Cornface]

You wont, trust me, they smell...

I wish I was a human, yep, human

 

[Mullit]

then what the hell are you at the moment?

i wish i knew what to wish for

 

[Jindo]

You want to wish for knife through your eyeball.

I wish for a piece of fluff.

~Jindo

 

[Mullit]

you accidentally breath it in and choke to death

i wish for more luck when i go fishing.