The Wish Game!

[monoVertex]

You get it, but then all the newbs overwhelm you and they give you +rep like crazy monkeys.

I wish to be a Special Member.

 

[Rabarber]

You become, but then you realize you don't have a custom title to come up with, and that you're 78 years old.

I wish.

 

[monoVertex]

Department of Wishes:
Answer to request 003-KSVM, Rabarber:
We are very sorry to announce you that we are not able to accomplish your wish, due to the insufficiency of Gold and Lumber.

Yours, Mike Donovan, president of Department of Wishes



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I wish!

 

[Arcane]

You hope! (Couldn't think of anything to say -.- )

I wish nobody posts after this post, thus, making it so that this wish will not be destroyed . Beat that!

 

[Rabarber]

The wish comes through, but then i post.

Я желаю для пристойной игры футбола между Швецией и Парагваем.

 

[Jindo]

Sorry I can't grant yet wish until you learn proper English .

I wish I DIDN'T have a chocolate bar ^_^.

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I've discovered how to wish for something without a backfire .

~Jindo

 

[Rabarber]

Your wish comes through. That's bad, isn't it?

Again: Я желаю для пристойной игры футбола между Швецией и Парагваем.

 

[monoVertex]

Bine, bine, îţi îndeplinesc dorinţa!

I wish to learn all the existing languages.

 

[XXXconanXXX]

To bad your retarded.

I wish for all the money in the world.

 

[monoVertex]

HEY!

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Too bad you're retarded.

I wish Conan's avatar

 

[Cornface]

As you get his corny avatar, your computer starts to burn and you'll die.

I wish for everlasting peace on earth.

 

[monoVertex]

When it will be everlasting peace on Earth, the Aliens will came and destroy it.

I wish to be an alien.

 

[Jindo]

You become an alien that tries to take over the peaceful world, but many people wished to get rid of you and so people start fighting back .

I wish for less.

@Rabarber: It's not a bad thing , I got what I wanted .

~Jindo

 

[monoVertex]

But you get more.

I wish the meet the Architect.

 

[Rabarber]

The Architect doesn't exist.

I wish for a new government under George Bush.

 

[Jindo]

You see Bush on the news and his son gives him piggy back rides (he's under alright) .

~Jindo

 

[Cornface]

I wish that Jindo wished a wish...

 

[Arcane]

But if Jindo wished a wish, you wouldn't be able to wish this wish.

I wish Jindo HAD wished a wish so Cornface wouldn't have wished his wish making me answer with the above.

 

[Naine]

Mod, delete these 2 posts!

I wish I had CANDY!

 

[PB_and_J]

You get the candy but you are swarmed with killer bees that are acctraced from the scent.

I wish I would have found this thread earlier.