Weapons Battle Game!

[Darthfett]

My bad hair day beats your nice day!

 

[Anything.]

Haha, you have a bad hair day!!!

my comb straigtens out your hair with super hair straighting powers.

Technically, if you defeat me, you defeat MoonRazer - go take it up with him

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

I have a dog that when you drag it's tail it hurls coconuts!!!!! (he did it once)

 

[Anything.]

I have a werewolf which does that if you pull ANYTHING of his.

 

[MoonRazer]

i dont know any animals so i just go back to my reserve of the T-Virus to turn your quite amazing animals into zombies under my command!

 

[Anything.]

Dude. I eat zombies. They taste good.

THE ALMIGHTY SPORK OF DOOOOOOOM (You gotta quote the O's!)

 

[WolSHaman]

My flamethrower torches your zombies.

 

[MoonRazer]

my armada of water ballon throwing pirate ships gets revived and puts out your flame thrower....again..

 

[Anything.]

Nah, last time it was a blowtorch. Learn to pay attention.

My literal-ness just pwned your face.

 

[MoonRazer]

well my stupidity wins in the end!

 

[Anything.]

Well you tasted the rainbow in the other thread. You can't be that stupid

The rainbow is my weapon in this case, then

 

[MoonRazer]

ah cloud cover blocks the sun so the rays cannot reach teh water crystals in the sky, completly obliterating your rainbow!!!!

total pwned there man.. BEAT THAT

 

[Anything.]

Sure. Taste the rainbow. Believe the rainbow. Clouds don't exist in imaginary lands

Weapon here: Non-existance.

 

[MoonRazer]

than my super existente invisible army of spoons comes and destroys your old non-existent weapons!!

 

[Anything.]

Forks > Spoon anyday. And you can't say Spork because everyone knows that they utterly suck as spoons (I mean they don't work at all with those school lunch trays), and everyone uses them as forks

I just pwned you in Wish Thread

 

[MoonRazer]

my knife cuts your forks into bits and pieces of nothing!!!!!

and i just pwned u back

 

[Anything.]

Knife? Where? Might I remind you of this:

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e236/LoLwtFbbQcom/hamster.jpg

And I have a hamster and the tape too, so watch out.

 

[MoonRazer]

well i have friggen sharks with friggen laser beams attached to their friggen heads!! they burn through your hamsters like they were nothing!!

 

[Anything.]

I open up Wikipedia.com and search up "friggen sharks with friggen laser beams attached to their friggen heads!!", and the search comes up negative. This means that there is no such thing, because everyone knows that Wikipedia is the almighty one, the beholder, the one which knows all that exists

 

[MoonRazer]

well then i show u the movie AUSTIN POWERS: GOLDMEMBER!!!!! then it shows those. and kicks wilcapedia's off the net!