Yo Mamma!

[Blackveiled]

Got any good yo mamma jokes? Well say them here!

"Your moms so fat she swam in the ocean, and spain claimed her as the new world"

 

[Potatisbil]

lol


"Your mom's so fat she found oil when she wore high heeled shoes."

 

[NuBy]

Your Mumma is so fat when she jumped for joy.. she got stuk

 

[chris]

Hay lets not start this again...lol

weve had the best ones on.....

http://www.thehelper.net/forums/showthread.php?t=41613

Two thread of the same topic......lets not go upsetting the mods

 

[Thanatos_820]

Your mamma is so black, when she went to night school, she was marked absent.

Your mamma is so fat, when she went into In-n-Out, she never came out.

Your mamma is so ugly, when she said,"Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?". Then the mirror cracked.

Your mamma is so ugly, she made Michael Jackson look good.

Your mamma is so poor, when I asked her,'"Why are you kicking the can?". So she said, "I'm moving".

Your mamma's house is so messy, when I rang the doorbell, I heard the toilet flush.