Crime Buddy the Elf arrested for drunk driving in Louisiana

[The Helper]

A man dressed as a Christmas elf was arrested yesterday for drunk driving, records show.

Brandon Touchet, 34, was nabbed at 3 AM Sunday by Louisiana cops and booked into the Lafayette Parish Sheriff’s Office jail for operating a vehicle while intoxicated and driving at an excessive speed.

Police reported that Touchet, a Lafayette resident, smelled of booze, was unsteady on his feet, and was slurring his words during questioning. After reportedly admitting to “speeding and consuming alcoholic beverages,”

Touchet took a Breathalyzer test that registered his blood alcohol content at .124 (the legal limit is .08).

Read the whole story here: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/man-dressed-as-elf-arrested-for-drunk-driving-765410

 

[Carnerox]

The shape of his head reminds me of a peanut.

 

[KMilz]

Just slap on a top hat and monocle and call it a day.