Evil tricks to put in a map

[Prometheus]

Were talking about warcraft, not asking questions about it.

 

[Cheddar]

Created by an Administrator, I would very much assume it is in the right place. It is just a brainstorming session, not asking for help.

~Have a small greenish round "ball" bounce over to you. If you do pick it up, a giant Dog/Wolf tramples you, and the ball is removed from your inventory.

~Include food in the map, and when a unit eats it, increase the size on their Y angle so as to gain a "fattening" effect.

~Create Pathing Blockers in random places.

~Enable Black Mask during Duel Arenas or other events.

~Randomly clear the selections of all players.

 

[HailCommi]

- everytime u select units u make them explode

- passive skill: every attack decreases the food cap of target's owner

- stack 6 - 7 regions on top of each other, each covering the entire map. At random intervals, turn on different weather effects for all of them.

- ability to build fountains

- Convert all your game interface strings into another language (SO want to try this)

- Have triggers that send really long strings of random characters to every player's screen every 0.2 seconds (I actually tried something similar with my friend by spamming PM to him that blocked the screen )

- Have a skill that looks like permanent invis, but all it does is changes the vex transparency so that it still looks normal to its owner, but other units can see it.

- blink with 1 sec cooldown and max cast range (not sure if mentioned)

- have imported sound clips of pr0n playing at max volume at random times.

- every once in a while, have an IRS unit come to a player's base and take a portion of their gold + lumber

 

[Asehujiko]

Make a map named WH40K: Life of an Imperial Guardsman.

Map features:
-All enemies of the WH40K universe. From chaos cultists to necrons to tyranids.
-Detailed landscape.
-100s of weapons.
-Etc.

2 seconds after the intro, a commisar pops up, executes you and gives a double attack speed buff to nearby npc's. Game over.

-Add a -cashtalk option. Every line of chat adds gold. To your opponents.

-Make a terran marine randomly wander the map. When clicked on he says somehing along the lines of "Does anybody know the way to SCII? I think i'm lost." At exactly the same time, spawn a large group of hostile zerg in your base.

 

[Darkchaoself]

- every once in a while, have an IRS unit come to a player's base and take a portion of their gold + lumber

ROFL one of my favs in awile

 

[Persen]

Couldn't resist to read this thread, I haven't mapped for nearly a year now and some of you might not even have seen me.

But I have a question^^

The last one is kinda like the waygate-thing that I read earlier in this thread, make 2 triggers like this:

Events
Unit - A unit enters Region 1
Actions
Unit - Move (Entering unit) instantly to (Center of (Region 2))

Events
Unit - A unit enters Region 2
Actions
Unit - Move (Entering unit) instantly to (Center of (Region 1))

This'll cause serious lag ^^

Why do this?

When you can do this?

Events
Unit - A unit enters Region 1
Actions
Unit - Move (Entering unit) instantly to (Center of (Region 1))

Really funny thread btw

 

[Ricky]

Hi

Hi~Ricky

Have some kind of circular staircase with a door at the end.When they reach the door the screen fades out and tehir unit/hero gets teliported back to the start of that staircase but have a triggers that changes the scenery every time. Then fade it bk in.

If they ever reach the room there trying to get to have an itm that does nothing.

then do the same thing on the way down

 

[Prometheus]

[Logic-ish]If you move a units some where else and then back again spontaneity, you think that it would end of cloning the unit in some way.[/Logic-ish]
Make a nuke spell and at random times say "X is going to Nuke You!"
and then make a spell that drops a big bomb on their base. lol
Oh and turn them undead because of the radiation!

 

[Anachron]

Make a Soldier with 1 mana and 1 life, when it uses a spell ( every spell 1 mana and kills every enemy thing ) it looses the lifepoint, if it attacks ( 10000000 range splash damage ) it will also kill it self. If it has the order of stop and waits 10 seconds you loose the game. If you don't change order each 5 seconds, this unit will explode and you will get a video transmittion and you won't be able to leave wc3, you ahve to restart pc then or task manager.

Added: When someone writes leak or lagg or leaks or lag or something like this a splash screen will come up with LAGGER as text and will create about 100 special effects of blood size 10.00 behind the screen

 

[skeloman]

Make an animal pen with an awesome weapon inside of it, then a trigger that says when the item is picked up the animal pen reforms with the person stuck inside it, and the animal pen unable to be destroyed!!
pwnt, im now going to make a map with all these ideas in it!

 

[Prometheus]

Someone once did this but called it DotA 2, it was funny.

 

[Drakma]

make a trigger that says

if a player presses A player leaves the game with a los

or

if a player clicks on last created unit player leaves the game with a los

 

[Darkchaoself]

Hmm Kc i have a spell exactly like that a map of mine.....ideas

 

[deadone115]

XD u got that off of "Are You A Retard"

And im suprised more posts are coming in. i Like you idea Duwenbasden

But change it to "1 large spider that spawns 2 small spiders on death, that both spawn 2 large spiders on death, which each are the same as the very first spider! AHHH, IT NEVER DIES!!!!

yeah.. but what if there is a badass hero/unit???? he would get like
unlimited exp so u could the do that -exp or -damage

 

[Darkchaoself]

True. Have them give no exp and have them follow the hero forever. Even the ones just created. Even if one was klled by someone else, have it follow that one guy. He would get so pissed and leave

 

[Atreides]

no, if the hero keeps killing them eventually it will lag to hell because of all the new spiders=gg if he kills em, gg if he doesn't

 

[Black Hawk]

How about making a stock market item shop called the stock marcket that sells Blizzard shares. You buy one and you cant drop it. At the moment you buy it, a sapper appears blows up the market and a message appears saying stock market crash and you lose 10 gold and 10 wood every second. The player will be & & & even :banghead:

Another evil thing will be a ring of mana steal that steals mana from you. (lol)

One thing that you can do is sell a unit package (a unit with items). The pack will have a vampiric potion (which turns your hero into a vampire) a ring of regeneration (that gives you negative regen [undropable]) and other evil items.

Maybe brilliance that takes mana, Vampiric Aura that reduces attack, Unholy Aura that reduces speed and health regen, Big Bad Voodoo that makes enemies invulnerable, True Shot aura that reduces damage, Thorns aura that gives enemies health as they attack Starfall that hits allies and players units and the caster, Immolation that hurts every one, including the caster, Animate dead that gives the dead to your enemy or Neutral Hostile.

 

[Blackveiled]

Create a 'BLIND MAN' hero and give him no attacks, and the skill to summon a dog. XD

 

[BlightWarden]

as much fun as this might be, may i ask how this would encourage people to play your map? its not very hard to see if something is rigged. just single player it with money codes and buy everything. seems like alot of effort just to rig a map.

but ill participate, lol.

a good item granting good bonuses, yet whenever you kill something, the other team gets resources, like gold.

an item that allows the opponent to gain xp whenever you strike him/her.

an item that turns all allied units into foes commanded by opposing team for X seconds.

i feel dirty now.

 

[FroznYoghurt]

Some more things..

gonna continue to play at the trick-dota-players theme;

Randomly creates a chicken courir (chicken with hero inventory) for an enemy player in your base, and it carrys 2-3 items (something with mask of death icon, something with a ring icon etc) make it have 45hp but hidden abilities that makes it recieve zero dmg from everything, when it is attacked it grows to maybe 3-4 times size and maybe becomes red (to look enraged) then starts shooting fireballs or something else badass.

Other fun stuff;

Swapping from night to day back and forth really frequently

create a hidden unit with the Stampede ability with reaaaally big aoe and missile count, and the Kiljaden cinematic as missile art

A trigger that changes size of all units in the range of 40% - 300% now and then

An upside down illidan running around (maximum pitch angle -180 and height 300) on the map for the whole game, and now and then he does something, like killing some1 or giving gold or casting a storm bolt that stuns for 30 sec. But mostly he just runs around.
Other models for this unit could be Pit Lord, Death Knight, Naga royal Guard, Malfurion with Stag.