Evil tricks to put in a map

[Duwenbasden]

two words: Flashing Fog.

 

[ReVolver]

A 3 hour cinematic that has nothing to do with your map.

 

[Prometheus]

A 3 hour cinematic that has nothing to do with your map.

That is so freaking evil..... haha

 

[Xapphire]

Jesus, you sure ur not emo or anything

 

[SerraAvenger]

A pile of brown stuff is placed on the floor. When the character goes near it these words will appear on th screen, " It looks like shit, smells like shit, feels like shit, tastes like shit...it is shit! Luckily I did not step on it."

That'S from antz ;D


1.Give your units acquisition range 51
2.Make an "attack never" trigger including "If a unit of player *** get's order "attack" or "smart", order triggering unit to stop"
3. use ConvertedPlayer() with the same numbers like Player() ( i did - lol. Took me hours to get that bug out! )
4. Give all heroes the "kaboom!" ability and change to autocast
5. Don't change tooltips when changing the behind
6. Make all units have sightrenge -10 ( server split )
7. use the ideas from this thread... http://www.thehelper.net/forums/showthread.php?t=56256
8. Make a map called "russian roulette" that kicks out a random player every 10 seconds
9. Seen in the most crappiest battleships I've ever seen: Cheese that you cannot drop neither sell and that is brought over too other ships you buy. Especially when on the tooltips the write "Cheese is the most precious ressource on earth"

 

[Demonwrath]

Evil things to do on a map.

Make the screen completely black.
No one can see the map...
The game will start in...
5
4
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6
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7
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8
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9
etc....

 

[Darkchaoself]

Something evil happened to me 2 or so weeks ago back.

Game name was LEGENDARY HEROS BEST VERSION!!!

I join. Game was called Legendary Heros Best Version.

It was loading, said

50+ Custom heros
100+Custom spells
6+ races

And some other stuff, made it sound so amazing.

It also said wait 10 seconds for game to load at start.

So at start i waited.

Guess what happened?

THAT GIRL FROM SCARY MAZE 2 POPPED OUT.

jk, but the game screen was black and i think it spawned like 999999999 footmen every .01 sec, and i had to restart whole comp.

Very Evil.

 

[Knocksious]

Something evil happened to me 2 or so weeks ago back.

Game name was LEGENDARY HEROS BEST VERSION!!!

I join. Game was called Legendary Heros Best Version.

It was loading, said

50+ Custom heros
100+Custom spells
6+ races

And some other stuff, made it sound so amazing.

It also said wait 10 seconds for game to load at start.

So at start i waited.

Guess what happened?

THAT GIRL FROM SCARY MAZE 2 POPPED OUT.

jk, but the game screen was black and i think it spawned like footmen every .01 sec, and i had to restart whole comp.

Very Evil.

If you could get the scary girl to pop out, that would be some serious douchebaggery. I think I might have to see if I can do it

 

[Darkchaoself]

If you could get the scary girl to pop out, that would be some serious douchebaggery. I think I might have to see if I can do it

ROFL. Duchebaggery. lol.

 

[Black Hawk]

Simple one, you pick up a Mask of Death. Death teleports near you, Kills you saying:

Hey dude, I want my mask back.

 

[elmstfreddie]

Naw. That's not very evilish. Just... Gay. They would be like "Wtf? I thought this piece of shit was called Phat Loot"

 

[Black Hawk]

Naw. That's not very evilish. Just... Gay. They would be like "Wtf? I thought this piece of shit was called Phat Loot"

What Phat Lewt? Although it would be more messed up.

 

[Andrewgosu]

I know what would make it more evil.

Forget the "death" message and just kill the unit. He'll never know what hit him.

 

[Black Hawk]

Andrewgosu, thats way more Evil. Now that is messed up.

 

[Andrewgosu]

Actually, my favorite sinister plan would be defeating the player right after the game has loaded, saying "Thanks for playing".

And it should have some pointless "map initialization" triggers, which take forever to load.

 

[Black Hawk]

Actually, my favorite sinister plan would be defeating the player right after the game has loaded, saying "Thanks for playing".

And it should have some pointless "map initialization" triggers, which take forever to load.

LOL!!!
That is so Evil.

But much more Evil would be a Secret Lich Level that when get it, it defeats you eith the message "Thanks for playing"

 

[Andrewgosu]

Oh, I remembered.

THE MOST evil thing is the memory error message, which occasionally closes Warcraft in the middle of my game.

Especially, when I'm winning.

So...good. Damn, Blizzard is good. So good.

 

[Black Hawk]

Oh, I remembered.

THE MOST evil thing is the memory error message, which occasionally closes Warcraft in the middle of my game.

Especially, when I'm winning.

So...good. Damn, Blizzard is good. So good.

I wonder How you can do that.

 

[Andrewgosu]

One can't. I just felt like mentioning the most sinister thing Warcraft does.

 

[Darkchaoself]

AndrewGosu, i believe you mean fatal error? Easy. Make a loop and creates itself, making it crash wc3.

E- Every .01 sec of game time
C-
A-For every variable from 1-99999 do actions
A- For every variable from 1-9999 do actions
A-etc
A-etc

Or

E-A unit is issued an order targeting a point
C- Unit equal to footman
A- Order unit to stop
A-Order unit to Blink-Target Point