World Monkey rips off baby's testicle at Chinese zoo and Eats it

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A mother watched in horror as a monkey tore off one of her eight-month-old baby's testicles at a Chinese zoo before running off and eating it.

The shocking incident, is understood to have taken place at the Guiyang Qianling Wildlife Park in Guìyáng, the capital of Guizhou province in Southwest China.

The mother was changing the infant's dirty nappy when the animal attacked, ripping off the testicle before dropping it onto the ground.

An old man reportedly picked it up but a monkey then snatched it out of his hand before scampering away and eating it before it could be caught.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...py-Chinese-zoo-EATS-caught.html#ixzz2eP5Xbr2V
 

FireCat

Oh Shi.. Don't wake the tiger!
Absolutely vicious. Poor baby.!
But changing the baby's nappy outside? Filled with monkeys.hmm
 

Solu9

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Absolutely vicious. Poor baby.!
But changing the baby's nappy outside? Filled with monkeys.hmm

This only seems to be a problem if she changed him INSIDE the monkey cage, no?
Scratch that. Read the article Solu, you idiot.

Though I don't think I would think changing my baby in an open zoo to be especially dangerous, let alone that my baby's testicles was in risk of getting ripped off...
 

FireCat

Oh Shi.. Don't wake the tiger!
Yeah Right! :rolleyes: ^

Maybe he thought, they could get the testicle and the baby to a hospital "and reattach it or something?"
 

DM Cross

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I'm not quite sure testicles work like fingers. I could be wrong though.
 

Accname

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Maybe they sell testicles on the chinese black market? Maybe that monkey was actually an organ trafficker?
Or maybe baby testicles are just a delicacy in china?
 

seph ir oth

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A ballsy move on the monkey's part.
 

camelCase

The Case of the Mysterious Camel.
Noodle, very good noodle is delicacy. Make with premium delicacy rice flour. Is good noodle. Is good delicacy. Is noodle.
 
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