US News Sorry Sucker - you are dead and going to have to stay that way

Discussion in 'News Archive' started by The Helper, Oct 9, 2013.

  1. WildTurkey

    WildTurkey Previously known as giv_me_rep

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    If I were immortal I'd be stoked. Don't see what the big deal is :p
     
  2. Varine

    Varine And as the moon rises, we shall prepare for war

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    I would gladly be dead. Do you know how many banks I would rob? Then I got arrested I would just be like "bitches, give me the death penalty." Then walk the fuck out.

    I wonder if he has access to his death certificate.
     
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  3. Dan

    Dan The New Helper.Net gives me great Anxiety... o.O;;

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    There would be tons of loopholes that a good lawyer could help him with since he is "dead."
     
  4. FireCat

    FireCat Oh Shi.. Don't wake the tiger!

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    law could always change "to include any ghost issue" :)
     
  5. Varine

    Varine And as the moon rises, we shall prepare for war

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    Uhh no it can't. If the law changed, it wouldn't be the law would it? It would just be these... like, arbitrary rules that can be undone and manipulated. Madness it would be!
     
  6. FireCat

    FireCat Oh Shi.. Don't wake the tiger!

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    Oh yes! Laws can be changed in several ways.. And it still would be a law. Ha
     
  7. Varine

    Varine And as the moon rises, we shall prepare for war

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    Change the law of gravity and see what happens.
     
  8. Accname

    Accname 2D-Graphics enthusiast

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    Thats not a law, thats a theory. The theory of gravity. You have no way of proving to me that such thing as "gravity" actually exists.
    I'd say everything is held at place by the allmighty power of god.
     
  9. Varine

    Varine And as the moon rises, we shall prepare for war

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    Don't take Cheshire's side.
     

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