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Donald Eugene Miller Jr. walked out of Hancock County Probate Court on Monday as legally dead as ever.

In 1994, the court ruled that Miller was legally dead, eight years after he disappeared from his Arcadia rental home.

The same judge, Allan Davis, ruled Monday that Miller is still dead, in the eyes of the law. Miller's request for a reversal came well after the three-year legal limit for changing a death ruling, Davis said.

Miller, 61, now of Fostoria, spoke softly in court and offered few details about his past.

Miller said he was an alcoholic who was unsure what to do after losing his job.

"My paycheck was being taken away from me and I had nothing left," he said.

"It kind of went further than I ever expected it to," Miller said. "I just kind of took off, ended up in different places," he said.

He said he briefly worked odd jobs in Atlanta and Marathon, Fla., after leaving Hancock County sometime before 1990.

His parents informed him of his "death" upon his return to Ohio in about 2005, he said.

Miller told Judge Davis he neither sought alcohol treatment nor contacted his children in the time after he left.

Miller said he would like to start his life again, or "whatever's left of it." He asked the court to reverse its 1994 death ruling so he can reinstate his canceled Social Security number and driver's license.

The court said no.

 
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Varine

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No taxes 4 u.

This would be a good time to move into the field of crime, I hear there is a lot of money to be made, and he technically doesn't exist anymore.
 

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Holy crap! Not a dead man is considered dead. Hmm as far as the"freaky law is concerned" ?
Where is the proof. If he's really/was dead, from the beginning. eh?
 

Varine

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Holy crap! Not a dead man is considered dead. Hmm as far as the"freaky law is concerned" ?
Where is the proof. If he's really/was dead, from the beginning. eh?

Try again.
 
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No taxes 4 u.

This would be a good time to move into the field of crime, I hear there is a lot of money to be made, and he technically doesn't exist anymore.
Yeah and dead people don't get charged for any crimes...
 

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Try again.
Wut try again?
You can't be sure someone is death "when there wasn't a body" Well, such thing did happen before! And will happen again. They should make "him Alive Again" So, he can pay his child support! And take care of them. Seriously.
 

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This article is proof enough that he is alive!
Otherwise the "Creepy judge" wouldn't even talk to him. Right?
 

Varine

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Why wouldn't they just run like they had seen a ghost?
 

Varine

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Silly FireCat. Don't you know judges aren't allowed to believe in ghosts?

They apparently can do or believe whatever the fuck they want so long as they're in their courtroom. Haven't you seen Judge Judy? Bitch be a bitch.
 
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