Attachments are scaled to the scaling of the unit they are attached to, provided you tick the "scale attachments" (or something to that effect, it's under the "art" fields near the top) field. IE, bigger unit = bigger attachment.
Other than this, I don't think there's another way to do this unless you make a unit with the model and scale that to what you want, then make a trigger to get the fake model to follow the "attached" unit.
Or just edit the attachment model.
I don't think I'm dealing with quite the same pressures though, at the very least its a significantly smaller system. For the time being I'm just going to put together a quick scrubby box though and hope it works good enough to not make my house toxic
I do know this - xenforo dropped the ball by not keeping the vbulletin reputation comments as a feature. The loss of the Reputation comments data when we switched to Xenforo really was the death knell for the site when it came to all the users that left. I know I missed it so much and I got way less interested in the site when that feature was gone and I run the site.