Funny Pick Up Lines Chat Up Lines

[StevanHogg]

If your left leg is Halloween, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

You turn my software into hardware !

Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.

If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be
you by morning.

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under...

I would marry your daddy just to get your last name.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and type to you.

I'm a freelance gynocologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

i would slide down a razorblade into a pool of alcohol to prove my love for you

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my chat up line.

You have 250 bones in your body, want another ?

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

My mother told me Id never find a girl like you. Can we go tell her she was wrong?

If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...

I'm gonna have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there.

 

[esb]

Lol
Some of them were pretty funny lol

 

[StevanHogg]

Let's go to my place and do the things, I will tell everyone we did it anyway.

Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.

You look so fine I could drink your bath water!

If I told you I was gay, would you let me touch you?

I will make love to you so well that the NEIGHBOURS will be having a cigarette when we're done.

 

[WolSHaman]

Were you a farmer? Cause you're good at raising cocks.

 

[LurkerAspect]

Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.

Your eyes are like spanners, everytime I look at them my nuts tighten.

 

[BANANAMAN]

Were you a farmer? Cause you're good at raising cocks.

Now that's a pick up line.

 

[Flare]

Haha, awesome

You have 250 bones in your body, want another ?

 

[Kings]

I lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you instead?

I like every muscle in your body especially mine.

 

[New_U.S.]

A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck.

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too!

 

[seph ir oth]

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only 10 I see!

Nice legs...what time do they open?

 

[DogOfHavoc]

Come sit on my lap, we can talk about the first thing that pops ups.

 

[WolSHaman]

After a date when you arrive at her house, look deep into her eyes and say "well it aint gonna suck itself now is it?"

Your eyes are like spanners. They make my nuts tighten.