Yeah thats funny, but I've heard a different version of this story.
It was the exact same question, but the man answered
"I have come to conclude that hell is exothermic, because one day I was at a bar, and I asked a girl if she wanted to go out on a date next friday, and she answered "The Day Hell Freezes Over", Thus making hell exothermic".
I don't think I'm dealing with quite the same pressures though, at the very least its a significantly smaller system. For the time being I'm just going to put together a quick scrubby box though and hope it works good enough to not make my house toxic
I do know this - xenforo dropped the ball by not keeping the vbulletin reputation comments as a feature. The loss of the Reputation comments data when we switched to Xenforo really was the death knell for the site when it came to all the users that left. I know I missed it so much and I got way less interested in the site when that feature was gone and I run the site.