Impatient little...
I'm probably going to get in trouble for this, but the satisfaction is well worth the punishment:
Don't you dare get all pissy with us when we don't answer your questions when YOU want us to! There are tons of people who use this forum with more complicated problems then yours! Hell, I've gone a whole day without an answer to a problem, most of my triggers take all day to figure out, but I don't post on my thread 'hey, wtf, answer me, already!' and trust me, I've wanted to once or twice...Have patience, we will respond to you when we have an answer, not before and wind up giving you nothing but a crappy trigger...Unless of course you'd like that more? Hmm, somehow I doubt that, so shut up, sit down, and wait like the rest of us!