The Neverending Warcraft Easter Egg

[w/e]

a safe will apear in the living room. It is very hard to crack. You spend 2 dasy trying to break it open when you discover a key to it at the bottom. you open it and theres nothing inside. Then you throw the safe out the window and it lands in front of a pedesrian. he picks it up and finds 10000 dollars in it. you take upt a gun, put it to your head, and pull the trigger. its empty. you go oline to b.net and ...

 

[Lord_Phoenix]

Then look out your window. You'l notice a burnt black pie-looking object hovering outside. Open your window and it will....

 

[Siefer]

Blow up your computer using a large laser beam then fly away. The only thing left near the computer should be a radioactive version of a CD-Key. Buy a new WC3 CD and put that CD-Key in when installing the game. One of the files downloaded with Warcraft in the Warcraft folder should be...

 

[SirGre]

a map titled "Easter Egging Maps for Dummies." open it and color every unit a different hexadecimal color. arrange each unit in an exact rainbow. then, take the unit named "UBER L337 4aX0r" and kill them in order. you will get a victory screen saying...

 

[the Lumpy]

"V1CT0ry Sc433/\/!" Proceed to cut your computer screen into 2 inch strips with a lazer-saw thing you bought at a pawn shop. The computer screen will explode and you will die. A defeat screen will pop up saying...

 

[SirGre]

"U N00B!!!11!!!!1one!! U Couldn't even find an easter egg!!11!!one3&&7195^!^^%^^^1861^!%)*()&!%4!!!!1..."




UNRELATED: Is this game dying?

 

[Lord_Phoenix]

It probably is, especially since you don't bother to add an addition to add to for example:

U N00B!!!11!!!!1one!! U Couldn't even find an easter egg!!11!!one3&&7195^!^^%^^^1861^!%)*()&!%4!!!!1..."

so...? i'll add one!

You will be in Hell. Grab all the weapons you can find, and try to escape. Afting trying to escape for 12 years, you will find that...

 

[Jimpy]

That you are not the gender you thought you were and as a result you go to a hopsital and ask for the Micheal Jackson treatment (easy target yay).. half way through the process and incisions you wake up with sitching that spell out...

 

[mixmax2]

go play dota, you later find out that you will be awarded 3 million dollars if you can find a single pub game without any leavers, after that u must try to...

 

[Lizidian]

have them all leave so you get the money and split it with...

 

[Neopolis3]

...your clan Shamans. Then you press the O, M, F, G keys at the same time, and hyperative peons, peasants, and Blood Elf Engineers will walk around screaming "Me not that kind of orc!", "You're the king, well I didn't vote for you", and "I'll have it up in no time".

 

[mixmax2]

Then jump off of a roof screaming " I FOUND AN EASTER EGG " If you still have use of your motor functions, you didn't scream loud enough so repeat the process.