The pick up line game

[New_U.S.]

A game were you list the funniest pick up lines you can think of-

I'll start with - I lost my phone number, can I have yours

 

[Demi666]

yeah if you tell me your phone number first

btw do you know number to police?

 

[New_U.S.]

do you even know what a pick up line is?

 

[Corleone]

I'd like to apologize for my silly appearence, but it's because something in my pants is about to explode. So.. tomorrow, at 8:00, your place?

 

[Wiseman_2]

Hey baby, someone call the bomb squad because you just blew me away.

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

You. Me. Sex. NOW!

 

[C-Death]

Do you know how to fiht? because ur body's kickin!

 

[New_U.S.]

Are you from Tennassee? Because your the only Ten I See

 

[C-Death]

Woops made a spelling error


Do you know how to fight? Cuz ur body's kickin!

 

[Cordel]

Hey sweetcakes, wanna go pole vaulting in my penile olympics?

 

[PB_and_J]

http://www.bored.com/pickuphelp/index.htm

-Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
-Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
-Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.