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Yes, but I get to continue the defilement of Rufio's Sacred Space :)

HA!

You must have 20 posts per page.

I have 15 :p
 

DM Cross

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Foamy's the man.

The Pills in my head
Go poppity pop
In my head of insanity
I see dirty red dots

You stole my fried chicken
Without any a care
But the joke was on me
Because it never was there

So as I dose off
In my prescribed black dream
I want my free health care
So I can be as high as I please
 
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team.ism

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Dammit, I missed adult swim twice in one night.


"You, cuts my eggs."
"Your eggs are cut, sir"
"Cut my milk."
"I can't, sir, it is a liquid"
"Imbicile, freeze it, then cut it. And if you ever defy me again I shall put you on diaper duty. And believe me, I won't make it pretty."
 

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team.ism said:
Dammit, I missed adult swim twice in one night.


"You, cuts my eggs."
"Your eggs are cut, sir"
"Cut my milk."
"I can't, sir, it is a liquid"
"Imbicile, freeze it, then cut it. And if you ever defy me again I shall put you on diaper duty. And believe me, I won't make it pretty."
Lemme guess :p For that guy: Shit happens. (A lot)
 

DM Cross

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Not a clue, but I can almost BET you're gonna tell me :p

Oh, and here's Pilz-e's full poem (or as much as I could understand)

The Pills in my head
Go poppity pop
In my head of insanity
I see dirty red dots

It bothers me not
Cause i'm as high as kite
But legally so
Cause it's what the doctor prescribes

i once saw a lamb
Dancing on glass
But the elvis sightings
are a pain in the ass

You stole my fried chicken
Without any a care
But the joke was on me
Because it never was there

So as I dose off
In my prescribed black dream
I want my free health care
So I can be as high as I please
 
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team.ism

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Nope. I make you wonder. And when you wake up in a cold sweat, you will curse me.
 

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team.ism said:
Nope. I make you wonder. And when you wake up in a cold sweat, you will curse me.
A) You must sleep to wake up :p
B) I'm cool under pressure :cool:
C) You mean I'm not supposed to curse you already?!

... Oops.

Foamy said:
Yeah, that's right, cross the street so you don't have to deal with me!
Hope you get hit by a f***ing bus!
 
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team.ism

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Yeah, that's right, cross the street so you don't have to deal with me!
Hope you get hit by a f***ing bus!

Whats the main page to all this shit.
 

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team.ism

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You, Alexander, are a demi-god.

"whip out the crack and do 6 lines"

Crazy ass shit. :nuts: :eek:
 

DM Cross

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Yeah, I rock :cool: Trust me, I know. There are so many things that make me rock, it would be a long list to list all the things that make me rock.
 
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team.ism

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Um . . . how about you take the compliment and put your ego away.

Also. Don't eat ice cream then drink hot coffee. Trust me. You don't want to.
 

DM Cross

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I'd put the ego away if it would fit anywhere :(
 

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team.ism said:
Dammit, I missed adult swim twice in one night.


"You, cuts my eggs."
"Your eggs are cut, sir"
"Cut my milk."
"I can't, sir, it is a liquid"
"Imbicile, freeze it, then cut it. And if you ever defy me again I shall put you on diaper duty. And believe me, I won't make it pretty."
That is from Family Guy, no?
 

XXXconanXXX

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I havenb't read this thread, but it is because he had made the folder on a different computer, and switched it over. It's the CREATION date, so if he made it in 2002 and switched it to a new computer, it's still going to be created in 2002.
 

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XXXconanXXX said:
I havenb't read this thread, but it is because he had made the folder on a different computer, and switched it over. It's the CREATION date, so if he made it in 2002 and switched it to a new computer, it's still going to be created in 2002.
Your first statement is obvious. Nox found a program that can change such things.
 
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team.ism

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Family Guy? Correct!

'Twas the episode that got nominated for an Emmy I believe.

Such a classic line.
 
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rufio

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team.ism said:
If she's getting butthurt over some petty porn then she should just end it all now.

(Psst..rufio..I was kidding..put the knife down..good girl..good girl..now step away..that's it..great..alright..now walk slowly towards me..that's it..come on..there you go..almost here..no, rufio..no..stop..I was kidding..noooooo!)
wow. boys are dumbasses. did you seriously not read what i've already posted before being the dmbfck that you are?



at least there's conan and nox - thanks for the help guys.
 
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