Need ideas for quotes

[HydraRancher]

Dry Bones the Skeletal Orc Champion
I wish I had a stomach for your guts

Zann the Honor Guard
If my father was here hed be glad, too bad I killed him for betrayal.

Anubris the Ancestral Guardian (a large dragonspawn)
The Gods give me strength.

Rand the Cleric
My staff is my life. My God is my heart

Ariela the Night Ranger
Close your eyes and never wake up or suffer eternal pain

Miscellaneous quotes (for later heroes)
And I score yet another death!

 

[PureOwnage]

Misc.:
I'm here to kick a** and chew gum, and I'm all of the gum.

 

[Razed]

Just some quotes:
"The gods favour me!"
"I had no choice..." (<-- In a way that his leader ordered him to kill you)
"You enjoyed my service?"
"Is that all you got?"
"Nowhere is longer safe!'
"Tremble before my wrath!"

 

[Lumograph090]

Misc.:
I'm here to kick a** and chew gum, and I'm all of the gum.

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.... and I'm all out of bubble gum."

Also, contrary to popular believe this was not originally said by Duke Nukem

 

[PrisonLove]

Brutillus the Malebranche
...
What is the model of this hero? That could help abit...

Pitlord

 

[chovynz]

Ok so, in my map when a hero kills another hero unit I'm going to make a little quotation, in the form of floating text, appear over its head. I just need some ideas for these. I want around 4 or 5 for each hero. Try to keep the quotes fairly brief, something that can be read in 2 - 3 seconds.

I'll list the current heroes in my map, although there will eventually be 24 and there aren't too many right now, please just state which hero the quote is for. Feel free to suggest quotes for heroes that aren't listed, just give me an idea of what kind of hero it is. Movie and book quotes are welcome. Thanks in advance and +rep for good ideas.

Note: As per request, only the heroes listed in Blue are in need of quotes.

Heroes List (followed by quotes):


Dry Bones the Skeletal Orc Champion
-"I will never bleed, mortal!" (by Razed)
-"Thanks for your blood - my bones were chafing." (by Cloak_Master)
-"Sticks and stone stones can't break my bones!" (by Lindenkron)
-"I'm the skeleton in your closet." (by ShadowBlade, modified by PrisonLove)

Anubris the Ancestral Guardian (a large dragonspawn)
-"You should have given up while you could pathetic mortal."(by igor1222)
-"I've seen the future - and you are not in it." (by Man-o-Bomb, modified by PrisonLove)
-"This is your destiny!" (by Man-o-Bomb)
-"God I love this! Oh wait. I am god! Bwha Hah!"
-"Who dares summon me? It certainly isn't the bloodstain before me."

Shadowsong the Anti-Mage
-"Stop crying, start running!" (by LoveTD's)
-"Quit cowering behind your spells and incantations!" (by sjakie)
-"Your magic is mine!" (by sjakie)
-"Hello. My name is Crazy Frog. Hear me Blingblog!"
-"Your Shizzle just went drizzle. My Shizzle beats your fizzle. "

Vivi the Black Mage
-"Why are you so resistant?" (by Razed)
-"Bah, even your death was worthless." (by Holla.)
-"Quick and painless? Thats boring." (by Holla.)
-"Hurry up and die, I have others to torment." (by HydraRancher, modified by PrisonLove)
-"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But you'd still be dead."

Rand the Cleric
-"Not even I can cure that, dead man!" (by sjakie)
-"May the light clense your soul." (by Man-o-Bomb)
-"You're going to need more than a bandage for that!"
-"Alacazam! Huh? It's not working. I must've run out of reincarnation herbals..."

Brutillus the Malebranche
-"None shall survive!" (by Sidove, modified my PrisonLove)
-"Who's next to die?" (By Dinowc)
-"Nowhere is safe for you!" (by Razed, modified by PrisonLove)
-"I see...swirling shades of Black. And..more black...and more..Wait! Where'd you go?"
-"Well, Damn me! Sorry about that Meatbag! I don't know what possessed me."

Ariela the Night Ranger
-"Shot through the heart!" (by sjakie)
-"You didn't stand a ghost of a chance!" (by sjakie)
-"I will hunt you! You will never rest." (by Dinowc)
-"The night is still young!" (by Man-o-Bomb)
-"Next time, don't interrupt me when I'm picking my teeth..."

Miscellaneous quotes (for later heroes)
-"Say hello to my little friend!" (by Sidove)
-"Another one bites the dust." (by SarChasm)
-"(number of kills hero has)... And counting!" ( by SarChasm)
-"Do you really want to test me like that?"
-"Tell me...Do my tights make my ass look fat?"
-"Yeah, You lick my boots heathen. That'll make up for your sore losing."
-"By my calculations, you should be able to see again in a day or two...give or take an eternity."
-"So it was you who stole the cookie from the cookie jar!"
-"Infidel. Unbeliever! I shall scoop your brains out for lunch!"

Hows that?

 

[Jedimindtrixxx]

Misc. Quotes
"I said what what? in the butt" (gotta love SP)
"All your base are belong to us"

 

[Man-o-Bomb]

Brutillus:
''Screw my doctor, i eat you anyway''
''Its the size of the weapon that goes''

 

[jonadrian619]

Dry Bones
Bones talk, Skeletons walk.
I have the brains even though I haven't.
There is always a second life! This is my second life!

Anubris
You cannot escape fate.

Shadowsong
Say your prayers before you die.

Vivi
Magic is my medicine.

Rand
Health is wealth.
Don't ever be a fool; it makes it difficult for me to cure you.

rutillus
Death is the only destination.

Miscellaneous quotes
The tides are in my favor.
Misery never takes a holiday.

 

[lindenkron]

Rand the Cleric
When you meet the lord. Put in a good word for me!

Vivi the Black Mage
So.. how did you like my new spell formula?
or
So.. how did you like my new spell?

Brutillus the Malebranche
You can't run and.., you can't hide!

 

[PrisonLove]

Keep the ideas coming. There's a new hero that needs quotes!

Cho'Nammoth the Shadow Lich

 

[LoveTD's]

Rand the Cleric:

It was gods will to redeem you!

Cho'Nammoth the Shadow Lich

It's my black chilling magic that kills you!

 

[HydraRancher]

Cho'Nammoth the Shadow Lich
Did you feel something Cold?
Now you see me, Now your ice

Dry Bones the Skeletal Orc Champion
Sorry, I'm not used to seeing corpses, I havent got one.

Vivi the Black Mage
Approach me you go, out you come dead.

Rand the Cleric
My powers make me immortal.

Miscellaneous quotes (for later heroes)
Its hammer time!

 

[Man-o-Bomb]

Shadow Lich
Did you see a black light?
Call me the black magic woman!

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Is this hero like frost-shadow or what..?

 

[PrisonLove]

Bumpin this bad boy

 

[Thanatos_820]

Cho'Nammoth the Shadow Lich
"The Dark Lord is most pleased for your sacrifice!"
"Undeath is the TRUE meaning of life!"
"I am the gift that keeps on giving."
"Succumb to the darkness!"
"Death... is indeed... inevitable."
"Your fear has fed me well."
"All that awaits you... is death and despair."
"And you'd think life was just as plentiful!"
"Give in... give in." (Teron Gorefiend)

Brutillus the Malebranche
"Don't come back, I can do much worst!"
"You want power? I'll show you power!" (Gal'darah)
"Your death, was most entertaining!"
"I support animal brutality for your information."

Shadowsong the Mage Hunter
"Did you really think that your petty magic would save you?"
"I would've thought twice if I were you!"
"Courage does not compensate for stupidity!" (Malygos)

Anubris the Ancestral Guardian
"Outcome - not so good!"
"It is I, that makes the world go round."
"It seems your future hasn't changed."
"All according to time."
"Your time has just ran out!"

 

[PrisonLove]

Oh yeah, I forgot there's another hero:

Fenris'ar Gul the Necrolyte (as in the Orc Necrolytes from WC1, not the DotA Necrolyte)

 

[Thanatos_820]

Fenris'ar Gul the Necrolyte
"Your ragged corpse will be put to good use."
"They don't call me a Necrolyte for nothing."
"You're lucky that I came before the Grim Reaper could!"
"You'll attend my next gathering!"
"Yet another soul falls!"
"More souls to harvest!"

 

[PrisonLove]

Bump

 

[Redeamed]

for Fenris'ar Gul the Necrolyte stolen from blood raven in diablo 2 "join my army of the undead"

(edit)
....necrolyte not necromancer...back to english class for me.:nuts: