Things Game Characters Would Never Say

[Wiseman_2]

Jaws (the shark): "I'm actually vegetarian, ya'know. You'd better be payin extra!"

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

Human torch (Fantastic 4): Lights out!!!

 

[Nigerianrulz]

yugi(yu-gi-yo)-im sick of duelin lets burn the cards
Ash(pokemon)- go pika(pick a)chewing gum
dark vadar(star wars)-wheres my legs???

 

[n[u]ll]

duck (duck hunt, a classic) - "Bark!"

Tommy Romero (GTA) - "I'm fine i've only been shot like 23 times in the chest, foot, arm, and back. Atleast my hp is still halfway full."

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

Dante (Devil May Cry)-Oof!!! bored of those tricky weapons...better get to fightin' with bare hands...
Taz (looney tunes)-I can speak! I can speak!! no *@##@)#(-hrzehwah(tazmanian language))

 

[Nigerianrulz]

Bender(futurerama)- I dont like Fry and more i like Fried chips

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

James Bond-I am more skiled at "handjobs" than weapons...

 

[Nigerianrulz]

James Bond-I am more skiled at "handjobs" than weapons...

haha that is a good one
lela(futurama)-why do i have one big eyes why cant i have 2
-two eyes

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

Bugs Bunny-Err, what's up, fireman?
Tweety-I think I juht haw a putty tat...not a thanhe...the putty tat ith dead...

 

[Nigerianrulz]

micky mouse- i like cheese?

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

micky mouse- i like cheese?

Umm, I don't thing that is a thing he would never say, being a mouse XD

Goofy-"2+2=4 yook yook"

 

[Nigerianrulz]

king kong-i have no penis..
in king kong language-u miss my vagina
it is true in the film he DOES NOT HAVE A PENIS OMG

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

Donald Duck-Woah, I owe no debts, I'm (actually he is :banghead: with debts on his throat)

 

[Nigerianrulz]

superman-lets fly to save...my ass

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

superman-lets fly to save...my ass

LOL


Jumbo the Elephant: I'll have piercing on my ears
Timothy, his friend: Good, sounds cool

 

[Potatisbil]

Illidan (warcraft 3) : I love green trees



Blood mage (also warcraft 3) : Im not asking for too much blood!

 

[HG-Bonfire]

Pacman- Wookie
Smeegle- I don't really want the ring anyways.

 

[tom_mai78102]

Sly the Fox - I hate golds

Sonic - I'm too slow for this.

Mario - Woo Hoo is my middle name.

Bush - Why do I stick a middle finger at the camera?

MC Hammer - You can touch this.

Eninem - Rap is shit.

The Helper - Keep on posting, I support you on this.

Blizzard Entertainment - We shall stop making strategy games.

TV - It's cheap for you, but it's free for them.

Homer Simpson - Gaa!! I hate to drink beer!

Janet Jackson - So what? I don't care if my left breast is a giveaway.

tom_mai78101 - I hate all of you, no matter if it's boys or girls, I hate you!

MacDonald's - Burgers are better than Fried.

Pokemon - I'm done researching this.

Cody&Zack - Let's split up and don't come back!

Disney - I'm scared of a mouse.

Playstation - *can't speak*

Your hand - Dang! I type too much!

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

Mr.Fantastic-Oh, damn, the only thing I really want to strech won't just strech (you figured out what?)

 

[tom_mai78102]

NiKaNoRoU_GR - I have won against my arch-enemy tom_mai78101.

HG-Bonfire - I would rather not play games anymore.

tom_mai78101 - I love to have sex with you.

Potatisbil - Cuss at me!

nigerianrulz - I shall rule the world...in my dreams.

nll - Let me at them, I'm going in the cockroach homes.

seph ir oth - I'm not gonna post that up here.

Warchief - Wow! I love typos.

^ Above is things they can never EVER say ^

Topic non-off-topic, oh yeah!