Crime Bicycle Bank Robber Makes Clean Getaway

[The Helper]

A man who robbed a Woodinville bank Thursday used a small bicycle to flee the scene, King County police said.

The robbery occurred about 10 a.m. at the Key Bank at 14040 Woodinville-Duvall Road.

Police said the robber was wearing a mask and carrying a handgun when he entered the bank, jumped onto the counter and pulled bills from two cash drawers before leaving.

Witnesses told police they saw the man pedaling away from the bank riding a black and red BMX bike.

 

[Sevion]

Hot damn! Congrats man! The feds'll never get you!

 

[seph ir oth]

"Shortly thereafter, license plates were issued to all bicycles in the tri-state area." ... lol :thup:

 

[Slapshot136]

"Shortly thereafter, license plates were issued to all bicycles in the tri-state area." ... lol :thup:

and after that license fees and taxes were also added

 

[SerraAvenger]

and after that license fees and taxes were also added

And after that, a news article on page 29 in a local newspaper told us that the robberer was actually a government agent.

 

[Avaleirra]

And after that, a news article on page 29 in a local newspaper told us that the robberer was actually a government agent.

And after that, the people destroy the government and the (state?) descends into anarchy.

 

[SerraAvenger]

And after that, the people destroy the government and the (state?) descends into anarchy.

No.
After that, there is an obituary in the very same newspaper stating that the long time reporter has suddenly died in a car accident.

 

[Avaleirra]

That would probably be more likely to happen rather then mine

 

[FireCat]

Lawl.. Too bad there's no license plate on his bike.

 

[Wiseman_2]

Bicycle Bank Robber Makes Clean Getaway

I expected at least one soap-related incident in this article to justify that headline

 

[Sevion]

I expected at least one soap-related incident in this article to justify that headline

The headline actually made me think of GTA: SA My cousin was riding his bike away from the popo on the freeway. It was epic He jumped all of the spike traps XD

 

[perkeyone]

a bicycle is the perfect vehicle.
you can go off road and through narrow gaps.
plus you can get off, throw it over a fence, climb over, then get back on it.

 

[Sevion]

a bicycle is the perfect vehicle.
you can go off road and through narrow gaps.
plus you can get off, throw it over a fence, climb over, then get back on it.

I did that once. Except my leg to caught on the fence and I got stuck.

 

[NuQ]

A man who robbed a Woodinville bank Thursday used a small bicycle to flee the scene

When i read that, i thought of something like this:

how awesome would that have been?

 

[Sevion]

That would be ownage.

 

[Orgasm]

a bicycle is the perfect vehicle.
you can go off road and through narrow gaps.
plus you can get off, throw it over a fence, climb over, then get back on it.

Only thing you can't do with it is pick up chicks.

 

[BANANAMAN]

Not if it's awesome looking enough...

 

[NuQ]

Only thing you can't do with it is pick up chicks.

What are you talking about?