brain Twisters

[SilverHawk]

If
A=2B
B=E(C)
C=12D
D=4G
E=D+2F
F=2D
G=F

What does A=?

D = 4G
D = 4F
D = 4(2D)
D = 8D
Therefore D = 0.

F = 2D
F = 2(0)
F = 0

G = F
G = 0

E = D + 2F
E = 0 + 2(0)
E = 0

C = 12D
C = 12(0)
C = 0

B = E(C)
B = 0(0)
B = 0

A = 2B
A = 2(0)
A = 0

Great job...you've created a system where every variable equals 0...

 

[Cres]

lol you took time to do that? errr i just randomly put letters heh ^^

 

[SilverHawk]

lol you took time to do that? errr i just randomly put letters heh ^^

It shows. And it didn't take much time at all, actually.

 

[mixmax2]

heres one... theres is a donkey, a roped attached to the donkey, a tree, and then a bucket of apples away from the donkey. The donkey got to the bucket without ever damaging the rope. How did he do this?

 

[AceHart]

- The rope wasn't attached to the tree
- The rope was way too long
- The tree broke
- The apples, somehow, moved on their own
- The donkey had Telekinesis

 

[mixmax2]

DOH >.< ur first guess was correct

 

[AgentPaper]

okies, a man rode into town on firday, stayed there for thirty days, and left on firday. how is this possible?

 

[guitarplay]

fridays his horse lol

either that or he got a bad calender

 

[mixmax2]

heres one @.@

k a bakery is run by a mother and her daughter, the mother is going out to town and the daughter asks if she can have some cookies while she is gone.
The mother says they are out and she needs to bake more, and she also says the girl can have only ONE cookie or else she wont eat her supper. The girl says ok and the mother leaves. When she comes home the daughter looks fat and she scolds the girl for not obeying her, the entire time the girl swears she only had had one cookie. What happened?

 

[DDRtists]

Outer Beings

but this is easy:


( 1 cookie * mouther leaving/ number of pounds of cookie dough ) * How many minites to bake = WTF?

 

[mixmax2]

? what? sorry but did u just try to give me the answer of the riddle in chimpanzee calculus? lol

 

[DDRtists]

Solve this:

 

[mixmax2]

shouldnt the owl have its head turn toward the direction of the mirrors?

 

[w/e]

so? thats how a basic periscope works....
or is there a nother mirror on top of the owl angling into the periscope at a very complicated system of mirrors?

 

[DDRtists]

so? thats how a basic periscope works....
or is there a nother mirror on top of the owl angling into the periscope at a very complicated system of mirrors?

Idk, i just found the picture somewere, i think it was in the DDRfreak.com forums...they have alot of them there....

 

[Pyromancer]

figure this

 

[AgentPaper]

heres one @.@

k a bakery is run by a mother and her daughter, the mother is going out to town and the daughter asks if she can have some cookies while she is gone.
The mother says they are out and she needs to bake more, and she also says the girl can have only ONE cookie or else she wont eat her supper. The girl says ok and the mother leaves. When she comes home the daughter looks fat and she scolds the girl for not obeying her, the entire time the girl swears she only had had one cookie. What happened?

She made a really big cookie? She ate other stuff than cookies? This isn't really a riddle.

 

[Arcane]

Ok, someone may have heard this one:

You are thrown in jail, there are two doors, and two guards, one door leads to paradise, and one leads to death. One of the guards always tells the truth, one of the guards always tells lies, you don't know which one is which. You are allowed to ask one question.

What's the question that you should ask?

You should know which door leads to paradise after that.

 

[Wark]

Ok, someone may have heard this one:

You are thrown in jail, there are two doors, and two guards, one door leads to paradise, and one leads to death. One of the guards always tells the truth, one of the guards always tells lies, you don't know which one is which. You are allowed to ask one question.

What's the question that you should ask?

You should know which door leads to paradise after that.

You ask (either of them):

If I asked the other guard of this jail, "which door should I take?" what door would he say?

Then you pick the opposite door.

What about this one?

"I am more powerful than god
I am more evil than the devil
The rich need me
The poor have me
If you eat me, you will die
What am I?"

And what about this one?

"Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is."

 

[XXXconanXXX]

"I am more powerful than god
I am more evil than the devil
The rich need me
The poor have me
If you eat me, you will die
What am I?"

You are nothing.