World China: Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors, can play video

[tom_mai78101]

Chinese hospitals are introducing a new machine which can extract sperm for donors. According to China’s Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.

The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user. Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.

It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process. The director of the urology department at Zhengzhou Central Hospital said the machine was being used by infertility patients who are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way.

A website which is selling the machine for $2,800 promoting it stating 'it can give patients very comfortable feeling.'

Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic ‘sperm extractor’ for donors (that even play videos to ‘help’)

According to China’s Weibo social platform, the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.

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[Wummi]

That is so damn disturbing. I'm sure nobody would want to stick their dicks into some random machine that probably had many other similar "visits" already... This is just so gross.​

 

[Fatmankev]

Yeah, I wonder what situation brought about such an absurd idea?

 

[C-Death]

Yeah,

no thanks.

 

[FireCat]

Just Imagine "malfunctions" What you gonna Do?

 

[Accname]

Just Imagine "malfunctions" What you gonna Do?

Call a doctor? After all you are in a hospital.
But imagine that thing exploding in typical chinese fashion.

 

[FireCat]

But imagine that thing exploding in typical chinese fashion.

Well, It would be such a blast, Right?

 

[tom_mai78101]

Call a doctor? After all you are in a hospital.
But imagine that thing exploding in typical chinese fashion.

It will be exploded with jizz...

 

[Dan]

Well you guys are party poopers... I would give it a try. XD

Oh, but it might explode before I do. (Made in China)

 

[Wummi]

Lmao, I think the Chinese doctors just created this for themselves so that they have something to "do" during their spare time.

 

[WildTurkey]

I WANT

 

[FireCat]

Call a doctor? After all you are in a hospital.

But still, wouldn't you be embraced if your **** were stuck? lol

 

[tom_mai78101]

But still, wouldn't you be embraced if your **** were stuck? lol

You do know that there's a fable out there. One of Man's greatest achievements, is to die while being embraced pleasurely.

 

[KaerfNomekop]

I'm pretty sure FireCat meant "embarrased". But I wouldn't mind getting embraced, even if my **** was stuck in a robotic semen collector.

 

[FireCat]

"embarrased"

Yep, that's what I meant.

 

[SouLEDGE]

Guys, stop dicking around, this invention will revolutionize the
way sperm is donated

 

[Accname]

Wow, damn 21 century, even in love making humans have been replaced by machines.

 

[Varine]

... meh so long as something explodes.

 

[The Helper]

For Great Justice!