Fun triggers!!!

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

Yes.
On this thread, we post fun triggers, like this:

Events:
xXxconanxXx begins posting
Conditions:
Action:
If/then/else:
If:
post number integer equal to 6,000th post
then:
wait 3 seconds
Edit post saying (w00t, 6000th post)
Else:
add post to 5,999 integer post :P

post funny triggers (that above was for an example, it was no funny)

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

Events: End of the world
Conditions: You have not repented
Actions: Go to hell noob

Events: I go to McDonalds to eat
Conditions: I had chicken Mcnuggets
Actions: Funny shaped poop

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

Events:
Member posts in (this thread)
Actions:
If/then/else:
If:
(posting member) equal to member type of Seth
Then:
Ban (posting member) (((:P)))
Else:
Welcome (posting member) (((:P)))

 

[Nigerianrulz]

event-unit begins posting
condition-in the toliet
action-...do nothing except keep on poo-pooting


event-end of johns map
condition-no one plays...
action-nigerian comes to save the day

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

event-unit begins posting
condition-in the toliet
action-...do nothing except keep on poo-pooting

event-end of johns map
condition-no one plays...
action-nigerian comes to save the day

yeah, whatever

 

[Nigerianrulz]

jokin bro no offence
btw
event-unit dies
condition-in the bed
action-giv him some vaigra

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

jokin bro no offence
btw

event-unit dies
condition-in the bed
action-giv him some viagra

you can post the triggers in code tags

Like this:

Events:
Member finishes posting
Conditions:
Posting member equal to Nigerian rulz
Actions:
If/then/else:
If:
Post place is equal to fun triggers thread
Then:
Display to (all members) the text containing oh, no, he posted without a code tag again
Else:
Do nothing

 

[Nigerianrulz]

code:
event-me trying to do code tags
condition-not understanding them
action-ask for my mums help

btw how do u do it?

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

event-me trying to do code tags
condition-not understanding them
action-ask for my mums help :D

btw how do u do it?

There's a # icon on the icons above the white thread space, click on them and write within.



But I'm not your mum

 

[Nigerianrulz]

event-not knowing how to do the code
condition-nik[COLOR=White]john[/COLOR]being my mum...
action-ty mum WTF :eek:

btw check out my joke on THE COMPETION OF ALL JOKES thread juz down the bottom of this thread

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

Trigger 1

event-not knowing how to do the code
condition-nik[COLOR=White]john[/COLOR]being my mum...
action-ty mum WTF :eek: 
[B]Turn on trigger 2[/B]

Trigger 2

Events:
Elapsed time is 5 seconds
Actions:
Order NiKaNoRoU_GR to smack Nigerianrulz

 

[Nigerianrulz]

event-nik begin to smack me
condition-is in the thehelper fourm
action-IF
im online
then 
go post to thehelper
else
go crying to the thehelper

event-trigger 1 not working
conditon-trigger 2 online
action-jump into the TH Map with my BIG BAG BLACK FAT NIGERIAN pig

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

Events:
Elapsed time is 2.00 seconds
Actions:
Create a dummy caster in front of big black fat pig
Order last created unit to cast Inferno using whosyourdaddy in Nigeria

 

[Nigerianrulz]

event-mapgod nik begin casting
condition-spell equal to inferno
action-
if-whosyourdaddy is on
then-get banned
else-use whosyourdaddy and fight back

since i came to this question have anyone tried useing whosyourdaddy on whosyourdaddy and one more thing whosyourdaddy cant kill things in one shot... :banghead: if u want to know try it on a 999k life monster

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

event-mapgod nik begin casting
condition-spell equal to inferno
action-
if-whosyourdaddy is on
then-get banned
else-use whosyourdaddy and fight back

since i came to this question have anyone tried useing whosyourdaddy on whosyourdaddy and one more thing whosyourdaddy cant kill things in one shot... :banghead: if u want to know try it on a 999k life monster

Yes it does kill Nigeria Land MUHAHAHA

 

[Darthfett]

JASS FTW!

function DeleteThread takes thread T returns nothing
    local integer postcount = GetThreadPostCount(T)
    local integer index = 0
    loop
        exitwhen postcount == index
        set index = index + 1
        call DeletePost(T,index)
        call NegRepUser(GetPostingPlayer(T,index))
        call DisplayTextToPlayer(GetPostingPlayer(T,index), 0,0,"Muahahaha I have deleted your post!")
    endloop
    call DeleteAccount(GetSelf())
    call Cry(GetSelf())
endfunction

My Jass Pwns your GUI! <3

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

You cheater!!!
No JASS allowed!!!
But since you don't like funny triggers, you can freely post JASS

 

[Whitesock]

Yay JASS!!

function BanMember takes activemember returns nothing
         local member noob = activemember
         local supermod seth = Seth
         call banquery (GetSeth())
         if
              exitwhen seth = mad
              call banquery2 (GetTH())
              call badposts (GetBadPoster())
              call DeletePost (GetBadPoster(noob))
         exitif
         call Gather (GetMod (seth,TH))
         call BanUser(GetbadPoster (noob))
         call DisplayTextToPlayer (GetBadPoster(noob), 0, 0, "Your account has been deleted")
         call KillComp (GetBadPoster())
endfuntion

And I hardly even know JASS.

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

idk jass lols

I killed the JASS joke

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

Events:
Fun trigger thread poll becomes even
Actions:
Add agony emotion to (NiKaNoRoU_GR)