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It was a dark and stormy night
3 souls died, and all of them were being interviewed by the archangel Michael.
The Arch angel said, "Heaven is a little crowdedright now, so i can only allow people with tragic deaths to come in, please state how u died so i can decide whether you enter heaven or not."
The first soul said
"Oh i indeed have died a horrible death. I came home rom work early one day because i suspected my wife was seeing someone. I searched the whole house but found no one but my wife. Feeling at a lost of what to do, i grabbed a beer and went out to the balcony. There i heard a sound from above. And there he was! a man was scrambling to climb up onto the balcony above mine! I knew he was the person who was seeing my wife. I yanked at his legs, the man was screaming and kicking but he still held on. So i smashed my beer bottle at his feet, he screamed in pain, but still persisted so i threw my refrigerator at his feet. He finally gave a final scream and fell all the way to the ground, and was crushed by the refrigerator." "Sadly the exertion gave my weak heart a heart attack, and i died there."
The archangel said "That is indeed a tragic death. what about you."
The second person said, " i died an even worst death than the first person. I forgot my keys one day and my house being on the 5th floor, i decided to climb up through the balcony to get in, i was almost at my house when suddenly this lunatic started tugging at my legs, then he smashed a beer bottle onto it. I was bleeding alot, but still held on, but when he threw a refrigerator at me, i fell all the way down, and got crushed, along with the refrigerator."
'That isindeed a tragic death, but i would still have to hear from the third person"
The third person just said "Imagine being in the refrigerator"
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lol hope u enjoyed that, its better when i actually tell it.
3 souls died, and all of them were being interviewed by the archangel Michael.
The Arch angel said, "Heaven is a little crowdedright now, so i can only allow people with tragic deaths to come in, please state how u died so i can decide whether you enter heaven or not."
The first soul said
"Oh i indeed have died a horrible death. I came home rom work early one day because i suspected my wife was seeing someone. I searched the whole house but found no one but my wife. Feeling at a lost of what to do, i grabbed a beer and went out to the balcony. There i heard a sound from above. And there he was! a man was scrambling to climb up onto the balcony above mine! I knew he was the person who was seeing my wife. I yanked at his legs, the man was screaming and kicking but he still held on. So i smashed my beer bottle at his feet, he screamed in pain, but still persisted so i threw my refrigerator at his feet. He finally gave a final scream and fell all the way to the ground, and was crushed by the refrigerator." "Sadly the exertion gave my weak heart a heart attack, and i died there."
The archangel said "That is indeed a tragic death. what about you."
The second person said, " i died an even worst death than the first person. I forgot my keys one day and my house being on the 5th floor, i decided to climb up through the balcony to get in, i was almost at my house when suddenly this lunatic started tugging at my legs, then he smashed a beer bottle onto it. I was bleeding alot, but still held on, but when he threw a refrigerator at me, i fell all the way down, and got crushed, along with the refrigerator."
'That isindeed a tragic death, but i would still have to hear from the third person"
The third person just said "Imagine being in the refrigerator"
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lol hope u enjoyed that, its better when i actually tell it.
