AgentPaper
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Jokes
Post any jokes you have/find here. Try not to repeat when possible. Racist/Sexist Jokes are fine unless someone takes offense or the mods say no.
3 army men in an airplane practicing skydiving.
First one throws out his gun, and leaps out.
Second one throws out his helmet, and leaps out.
Third one throws out his grenade, and leaps out
The first one lands, and sees a little boy crying.
He says, "Little boy, why are you crying?"
Boy says, "A gun fell outta the air and hit my mommy on the head!"
The second one lands, and sees a little girl crying.
He says, "Little girl, why are you crying?"
Girl says, "A helmet fell outta the air and hit my daddy on the head!"
Third one lands, and sees an old man laughing.
He says, "Old man, why are you laughing?"
Old man says, "Cause I farted, and the guy behind me BLEW UP!"
Post any jokes you have/find here. Try not to repeat when possible. Racist/Sexist Jokes are fine unless someone takes offense or the mods say no.
3 army men in an airplane practicing skydiving.
First one throws out his gun, and leaps out.
Second one throws out his helmet, and leaps out.
Third one throws out his grenade, and leaps out
The first one lands, and sees a little boy crying.
He says, "Little boy, why are you crying?"
Boy says, "A gun fell outta the air and hit my mommy on the head!"
The second one lands, and sees a little girl crying.
He says, "Little girl, why are you crying?"
Girl says, "A helmet fell outta the air and hit my daddy on the head!"
Third one lands, and sees an old man laughing.
He says, "Old man, why are you laughing?"
Old man says, "Cause I farted, and the guy behind me BLEW UP!"