Things you NEVER Say to the cops.

[King TonGoll]

that guy who gave the cop the double finger got his ass kicked. lol.

i want to do that to a cop and just runn after words.

p.s can a cop attack you for giving hium the finger?

 

[Nezgibs]

Insubordination towards a police officer = a long day of aspirin. Yes they can do that.

 

[MoonRazer]

Cop: "Do you know why i pulled you over?"
Driver: "Well, that depends."
Cop: "On what?"
Driver: "How long were u following me?"

 

[WolSHaman]

-Before you have to sign the ticket pick your nose. Then say you have to use his pen.

-chew nervously on the pen

-clean your ear with the pen

-If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring



-say Officer, if I weren't so drunk I'd get out of this car and kick your ass.

 

[guitarplay]

when the cop asks you if you know how fast you were going say: I cant read the spedomiter officer im blind.

if your a "large male" tell him, i dont have time now officer, im about to have a baby and need to get to the hospital.

 

[WolSHaman]

I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing that ticket

 

[MoonRazer]

what your problem officer, its not like i'm a drug attic. i only tried it for my first time like 5 minutes ago...god!

 

[HG-Bonfire]

cops are so used to hearing the classic conversation when they pull you over, saying the opposite answer can severly throw them off sometimes.

cop pulls you over

Cop: are you aware that you were going 85 in a 45 speed limit area?
choice 1: You: No officer, i was not.
Officer: You weren't aware of your speed?
You: No officer, I wasn't aware that there was a limit to how fast you are allowed to go.
choice 2: You: Are you aware that you were going 95 in a 45 speed limit area just too catch up to me? Who's being more reckless officer?
choice 3: You: I'm sorry officer, but it is against my religion to listen to idiots. (then just completly ignore him.)

then theres also the classics

No Officer, I dont know how fast i was going, as you can see, the little speed pointer stops past 110.

Sure you can see my license and registration, do you want the fake one or the real one?

 

[MoonRazer]

You would never talk to your imaginary friend Moe, and tell him not to tell the officer about your "stash" in the glove box while the officer is right next to you.