chuck noris facts

[konerboy]

• In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
  
• Chuck Norris caught all 386 pokemon in just under 2.7 seconds. He says he won't trade any of them for anything.
  
• Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
  
• There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Chuck Norris.
  
• Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of teing the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f%&k down.
  
• Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris' house is a Total Gym

 

[MurderMode]

I don't like chuck norris jokes, they are just a modern reversal of the ya mom calls.... yet when I read the corn one I actually lolled. Goddamn it I think you may have just converted me into a believer

 

[Pineapple]

As odd as this may sound, you need not label something as [humor] in the humor zone. Though, Ace may find it quite usefull...

 

[D.V.D]

I got some: Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on because the dark is scared of him. 2. Chuck Norris was the first person to beat the brick wall in a game of tennis.