US News Colo. police seeking man who sought free porn, claiming to be Porn Inspector

[The Helper]

A man claiming to be a police detective tried to get an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos, saying he wanted to make sure the performers weren't underage, authorities said.

He made three tries within nine days last month and was turned down each time. The store manager called police after the third try.

Authorities said Monday that the man showed a badge and left a business card from the Longmont police "age verification unit." Cmdr. Tim Lewis said there is no such unit.

Man says he's porn inspector, demands free videos

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[esb]

He has yet to discover the internetz.

The internet is for porn.

 

[duyen]

I lol'd.

 

[MeRcChRiS]

you lol at everything.


I think this is what you call desperate.

 

[turok255]

Doesn't he know you can DL it with limewire? sheesh...

 

[Batman]

you lol at everything.


I think this is what you call desperate.

Very.

I wonder what he's going to say for his defence.