cycle-sexualist

[Pineapple]

Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.

Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.

Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.

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Um... objectophile?

 

[mase]

WTH? Seriously...

 

[DDRtists]

I love my motorcycle, but I'd never have sex with it...
That guys just weird. o.0

 

[juty]

There is Dump then stupid then weird then WTF then there is about another million then he comes into it the scale WTH is with this gie!

 

[DDRtists]

Here we go:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphilia

 

[ArmedCitizen]

That's a little odd, but, hey, what ever makes him happy, right?

 

[Pineapple]

ok, its wierd, but seriously, he was doing it in the privacy of his own room in his house, why should he be in trouble here?

 

[Sevion]

This breaks all of his ties to normality...

 

[PB_and_J]

He was in his own his own room, police can't arrest him there...

Either way...

Wonder if he made something like that....

 

[Father_Yetti]

Lol...WTH...(referring to the above illustration) I wonder how far he could go on that contraption. You know given that the male sexual experience doesn't necessarily last that long. I can't believe you took the time to draw that. Funny as hell though. Gross too...it took me a couple of seconds to get that, and then I was trying to edit undo the visuals forming. Thanks man.

 

[Wiseman_2]

He wasn't in his own bedroom, but he was in private. Not public. As my chemistry teacher said, I wouldn't go out of my way to appeal on his behalf but the sentance was a little harsh.
2 Guys in my class spent the whole lesson debating where he put his... *ahem*... little man.

 

[PB_and_J]

He wasn't in his own bedroom, but he was in private. Not public. As my chemistry teacher said, I wouldn't go out of my way to appeal on his behalf but the sentance was a little harsh.
2 Guys in my class spent the whole lesson debating where he put his... *ahem*... little man.

I asked that same question and got the reponse of that image above