"You are a statue in a park. You stood here for years and watched birds pooping on you until one day your patience came to its end and you decided to take revenge on these feathered demons. Thank God you are a statue with a gun!"
I've been using both claritin and fexofenadine or something like that recently alternately and that's been kinda working, I don't feel like my face is going to explode at least. Eyes are still itchy as fuck though