favorite quote from TH member

[Bartuc08]

"What the hell..." Rad

 

[Wark]

""What the hell..." Rad" Bartuc08

 

[Bartuc08]

""What the hell..." Rad" Bartuc08

-wark

 

[idk_a_name]

...WHAT! im confused what is this thread about.

 

[Bartuc08]

whats your favorite thing ever said from a TheHelper Member

 

[w/e]

Penis Wrinkle
1 : a small ridge or furrow on the surface of the male genitalia.
See also: Sud

-ryoko

 

[SilverHawk]

Here's a few:

My karma just ran over your dogma.

--Sargon

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

--Ryoko

Ace has some of the best but I can't think of any right now.

 

[DDRtists]

Christ, I didn't know the Yeti liked that brand of clothing

That one, haha in the speical member threads

 

[mixmax2]

Originally Posted by [B]mixmax2[/B]
[I]There's a special members thread?[/I]

 

[1JadedJen]

Just so you don't ask, you need to be a Moderator or higher to have a sig.

-Sqrage

 

[pladams9]

Bah, I'm too lazy.

And here's another:

...Why do you care what some internet guys think of you?

 

[Jo.O]

"Its not so much of a joke but I always imagine when I see little kids, them falling over and hurting themselves... Its one of those things that makes me laugh inside my head."

-Jimpy

 

[PB_and_J]

"Conan I've had enough of your shit"

 

[red_rabit]

Go ahead. Make my day.
Pull my finger. Sniff the flower.
See what happens.

-alexander

 

[wessty]

"If you elect me as Miss America, I promise that I will teach poor people how to burn things"

-Dont Remember Who

"??? hey! I filled out my confirmation email! Why does it say i need to!"

-Me

 

[PB_and_J]

Originally Posted by 1JadedJen
LOLOLOLOL
So how's the drivin been goin Alexander? Run anyone over yet?

.

 

[DM Cross]

... Waay too many of these have to deal with me Heh, you guys should try looking at all my old posts... I'm a funny guy (I get one "mirror" related crack out of any of you, and it's a bed post up the arse for you! Have a nice day )

Edit:

Silver knows my favorite Acehart quote

-Who cares what I think?
-Who cares what YOU think?

 

[PB_and_J]

Most of my rep comes from jokes

Hehe

And ya, I would say most of em would be from you, or Conan.

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

Lots:

I have been sick for the last 3 days and have not really left the house. Drugged up on Nightime Cold/Flu medicine somewhere I lost a day. When I woke up I thought it was 6:53 AM on the 2nd when actually it was 6:53 PM the 1st. So I am sitting here thinking its 9:30 AM, in the morning just finishing my coffee when it is really 9:30 PM the night before. The realization of this has left me slightly disoriented and wondering WTF?

-The Helper

I am the sick person who stalks

-Jimpy

im (35937)^(1/3) years younger than my mom, my mom is sin90 year older than my dad...my dad was borned log10^(10^9) years after the Death of Hitler..

so yall know my age now

-zyzfcs

http://www.thehelper.net/forums/showthread.php?t=23464

-Lord Phoenix and others (click on to read)

Apparently buddy, you didnt read this.

And your going to make me angry.

You don't want to do that.

-SD_Ryoko (he ended up putting his foot in his mouth)

And dare you move this to "general" or something (*), I'll have your sorry ass banned for a day
faster than you can think "What the ..."...

-AceHart

Who or what is a Twillight Zone? Just wondering...

-Trotim

Eat Fat PPL

-mase

chunky (I just HAD to say that)

-westy

Fart really loudly and smelly. Then go tehehehehe

-PwnThePanda

They had two easter bunny costumes and they were like dry humpin in the corner of the elevator

-SD_Ryoko

"Hey man! Yeah, I just got out of prison today! Yeah, she bailed me out after what I did...Hehe.
No! I didn't mean to kill her! I did not rape her (chuckle)! No, that was not my gun! I swear, just because i was in a warehouse at 3 in the morning with a gun, a dead, naked woman, 200 pouns of pot, and a lot of blood on the floor on a saturday doesn't mean anything!
Alright, ill see you.

-w/e

"NOO!! IM WANNA LIVE!! LLLLLIIIIIIVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-Geoff.L

http://www.thehelper.net/forums/showthread.php?t=26670

-Just read it, it's so strange...

i live in California, im 14, my names Chris(duh), and i feel like molesting someone right now!

-MeRcChRiS

bounus bonus points if u spill the baggy all over the floor and start smearing it .

-idk_a_name

 

[PB_and_J]

Rate dis hoe

-SD_Ryoko