US News Florida uses Tax Money to buy Super Hero Capes for the Unemployed

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ORLANDO, Fla. – Florida officials are investigating an unemployment agency that spent public money to give 6,000 superhero capes to the jobless.

Workforce Central Florida spent more than $14,000 on the red capes as part of its "Cape-A-Bility Challenge" public relations campaign. The campaign featured a cartoon character, "Dr. Evil Unemployment," who needs to be vanquished.

 
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People are surprisingly upset about this on the comments. :nuts:

Guess they'll have to sit at home and yell at their computer screens some more instead of actually trying to change something.
 

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I think the 'Evil' part is almost redundant. Also, I don't think it rolls off your tongue very well.
 

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Maybe if the "superheroes" were Doctors too, they wouldn't be unemployed.
 

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Who knew I'd end up having my own cartoon character :D

"I'm jobless, give me a bright red cape so I can walk around demanding a job because I can't get a job on my own. I need the help of a red cape <3"
 
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