Things Game Characters Would Never Say

[Nigerianrulz]

tom_mai78101- above is things they can say it all the time
HA

 

[tom_mai78102]

Dude, thanks , about that I can't say those things at all. That also means that I am not being rude to them. YAY!


nigerianrulz - tom_mai78101, please hurt me, please, I have fed up with my wife!

Rabarber - Am I a boy?

Alexander (Seth) - I +rep you, you know?

Chris Brockman (The_Helper) - thehelper.net is going to crash again, be warned.

Nenad - Hey! I'm Conrad the Nenad!

Wiseman_2 - Hey! Wise guy, I'm the wiseman_2, ya know?

Whitesock - Lol! My socks are white, that goes for my name.

Everyone - lol!

A person named "Everyone" - Oh yeah!

tom_mai78101 - Ha! I think this thread would keep going forever, this is boring!


Not off-topic again! Woot!

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

NiKaNoRoU_GR - I have won against my arch-enemy tom_mai78101.

HG-Bonfire - I would rather not play games anymore.

tom_mai78101 - I love to have sex with you.

Potatisbil - Cuss at me!

nigerianrulz - I shall rule the world...in my dreams.

nll - Let me at them, I'm going in the cockroach homes.

seph ir oth - I'm not gonna post that up here.

Warchief - Wow! I love typos.

^ Above is things they can never EVER say ^

Topic non-off-topic, oh yeah!

I have won against my arch-enemy tom_mai78101.
Ok? I admit.So, that's not a thing I would never say.But no worries, you'll never beat me
Now stop please making such jokes with members, because some may not like them.Just an advice

 

[Nigerianrulz]

ooooooooo someone is gettin told...
no offence...
btw
hav u notice most ppl arent postin proberly i mean this is a GAME char not any cartoon... just an advice too
50cent(bulletproof a game of couse)-hey yo my homie although im bulletproof im not sexproofed.

 

[tom_mai78102]

I have won against my arch-enemy tom_mai78101.
Ok? I admit.So, that's not a thing I would never say.But no worries, you'll never beat me
Now stop please making such jokes with members, because some may not like them.Just an advice

Okay, I won't do that again. If they still don't comment about this such jokes, I will continue. Hehe!!

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Reputation - I'm sick of being negative, I like being positive.

thehelper.net - This is a net, not the helper!

yahoo! - Let's change it to "Wahoo!"

Google - Too many websites, you know?

eBay - I am selling eBay Company. Anyone else?

Coke-Cola - Feel the curves, don't get me drinking it.

Sony - Sonny, we shall take over the market industries.

Papa John's - Papa, can we eat?

Sears - We are Sears, not seers.

Wal-Mart - We sell walls.

Burger King - I'm hungry, let's eat a burger.

Ford - I'm Ford, not Lincoln.

Nintendo - Did we missed an "e" in there? If we do, then it's "NinteenDo".

Microsoft - How soft are we? Micro-soft!

Linux - FedEx, meet Felix, and Linux, the twin brothers.

Fruit - We are by the foot!

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

Okay, I won't do that again.

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Reputation - I'm sick of being negative, I like being positive.

thehelper.net - This is a net, not the helper!

yahoo! - Let's change it to "Wahoo!"

Google - Too many websites, you know?

eBay - I am selling eBay Company. Anyone else?

Coke-Cola - Feel the curves, don't get me drinking it.

Sony - Sonny, we shall take over the market industries.

Papa John's - Papa, can we eat?

Sears - We are Sears, not seers.

Wal-Mart - We sell walls.

Burger King - I'm hungry, let's eat a burger.

Ford - I'm Ford, not Lincoln.

Nintendo - Did we missed an "e" in there? If we do, then it's "NinteenDo".

Microsoft - How soft are we? Micro-soft!

Linux - FedEx, meet Felix, and Linux, the twin brothers.

Fruit - We are by the foot!

Now these are better.
Btw YOUR rep has said that of your post, and now it's more positive

 

[Nigerianrulz]

spiderman- im running out of web do u mind if i borrow some strings off u -spiderman

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

spiderman- im running out of web do u mind if i borrow some strings off u -spiderman

hey don't say this while I got this avatar !!!
XD

 

[Nigerianrulz]

it is specially for u XD .....(no offence)
i will do mine then

Eric(my name too) or cartmen( dunno what his name is really)-im like north park better south park coz they got more fat ppl.... :shades:

 

[tom_mai78102]

Time - I wish I can go backwards

- I love to see people fight.

- I hate it when people laugh at me.

- I like licking lolipops. Yummy!

- Hey! What's up? (direction)

:banghead: - Man, why is this wall never gonna fall down?

<3 - This heart is my favorite, and I love it.

- Look at me grinning, I'm Grin.

- Watch me get sunburned. I felt cool!

- My eyes popped out! Eek!

:shades: - Cool face! You can't beat me!

- Why am I purple? (being sad)

- I hate to wink at you.

- God! I stubbed my toe! Ouch!

- Why do I get three question marks above my head?

:nuts: - Call me crazy, I'm no nuthead.

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

Time - I go by, so slowly...

- Nah, this is a mask, my real face is

- Oh, I pissed my pants...

- I won't tell you what I never say

- My eye the rolling the post here scrolling

:banghead: - Man, why won't my head break and bleed?

<3 - I got a Heartbreak...

- Muhahaha

- Oh I can't see anything from this glass.Sounds cool...

- I am not surprised atm, I just yell

:shades: - I am a lemon with glasses

- nah, this is a mask, my real face is

- Oh, something got stuck on my eye...I can't open it

- I haven't eaten for 3 days...grr

- ???am I looking confused or what?

:nuts: - I am circling my head.

my

 

[tom_mai78102]

What in the hell are you doing with my post??

If you are stealing my answers, you could get in jail for three months.

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Eyes - I have seen that......oh, I haven't.

Nose - Why am I so oily?

Mouth - I eat disgusting things. Like chickens, pizzas, burgers, it tastes bleah!

Ears - I need some hearing aids.

Skin - Am I so smooth?

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

What in the hell are you doing with my post??

If you are stealing my answers, you could get in jail for three months.

I didn't steal anything, I wrote my own quotes for the same characters


Batman-(yelling to the whole city through radar) BATMAN IS BRUCE BAYNE!!! GO FUCK HIM!!!

 

[tom_mai78102]

Originally Posted by tom_mai78101

Then why use the "Originally posted by ..." in the quote.

Well, I got stumped by your "quotes", and I didn't see your "own" message in it.

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A - I'm an A, not "a" A.
B - I'm not flying. Weee!
C - You wouldn't say that? Come on, take a look!
D - On BNet, why do I always get called by my name every time someone lags?
E - Teacher, would you tell me why you skipped my name as a grade?
F - I have the most reputation in school; I get a grade on every test papers.
G - Frosted Flakes, the commercial using my "Grrrr" part, is good to eat.
H - I get the feeling I get named before the word "Game".
I - Are you me?
J - I'm Will Smith, battling aliens coming to Earth.
K - And I'm Tommy Lee Jones, partnering up with Smith here.
L - Hey Ag!
M - I'm thinking hard. Mmm.....
N - In 1995, Nintendo uses my name a lot!
O -
P - I always come after numbers. 3P, or 4P. HomeP is good.
Q - Hey! I got my penis sticking out!
R - Me, too! I'm the P with the "Stick".
S - People call me the rope, I say it's the snake. Sssss.
T - Why am I always crying. T-T
U - This is my nose you are looking at.
V - This is my vagina you are looking at.
W - This is my breast you are looking at.
X - This is rated, you know?
Y - Yield. What does that word mean? Oh! It's a fork.
Z - Yawn! I need to go to bed now, it's 11:35 PM here.

 

[Nigerianrulz]

one thing tom is ur things even a game char???????????????????????????????
anyway
me(in many games )-hey im u

 

[DarkOne]

Hospital-Please come again!
Blizzard Entertainment-Our games are buggy and suck!
Blizzard Entertainment-We like to tease our customers by saying we are coming out with new games and then say we stopped!
Peter Gryphon-I would like a small fry.
Scooby Doo- Hehehe I never use the bathroom after eating the entire buffet!
Shaggy-I'm constipated...
Shaggy on the toilet---
Blizzard Entertainment-We are a bunch of douche bags!
Homer Simpson- Why am I yellow?
Police at Hospital- "You are under arrest for smiling!"

 

[Nigerianrulz]

dwarfs-am i too short

 

[tom_mai78102]

No more fun today.

Mr. Beans - My God!
Game&Watch - You play, I watch!
Ash - Better not catch this one.
Brock - I'm hard headed.
Misty - Do you think I gone mad every time?!
Giovanni - Ash is my son.
Team Rocket - We're not blasting off today.

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You suck at this!
The above are from the Pokemon Gold (hacked) version.
Not really.
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You seem so gloomy.
3d Ryder - I'm playing golf.

 

[AquaDragon]

McDonalds- We Changed Our Motto To "They're Luggin It!"

 

[King TonGoll]

I didn't steal anything, I wrote my own quotes for the same characters


Batman-(yelling to the whole city through radar) BATMAN IS BRUCE BAYNE!!! GO FUCK HIM!!!

if you put them as quotes you cant go to jail.