Things Game Characters Would Never Say

Discussion in 'Humor' started by seph ir oth, Aug 27, 2006.

  1. Nigerianrulz

    Nigerianrulz suga suga how'd you get so fly?

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    tom_mai78101- above is things they can say it all the time
    HA :D
     
  2. tom_mai78102

    tom_mai78102 New Member

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    Dude, thanks :) , about that I can't say those things at all. That also means that I am not being rude to them. YAY!


    nigerianrulz - tom_mai78101, please hurt me, please, I have fed up with my wife! :eek:

    Rabarber - Am I a boy?

    Alexander (Seth) - I +rep you, you know?

    Chris Brockman (The_Helper) - thehelper.net is going to crash again, be warned.

    Nenad - Hey! I'm Conrad the Nenad! :D

    Wiseman_2 - Hey! Wise guy, I'm the wiseman_2, ya know?

    Whitesock - Lol! My socks are white, that goes for my name.

    Everyone - lol!

    A person named "Everyone" - Oh yeah!

    tom_mai78101 - Ha! I think this thread would keep going forever, this is boring!


    Not off-topic again! Woot! :D
     
  3. NiKaNoRoU_GR

    NiKaNoRoU_GR New Member

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    I have won against my arch-enemy tom_mai78101.
    Ok? I admit.So, that's not a thing I would never say:p.But no worries, you'll never beat me:p:p:p
    Now stop please making such jokes with members, because some may not like them.Just an advice
     
  4. Nigerianrulz

    Nigerianrulz suga suga how'd you get so fly?

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    ooooooooo someone is gettin told...
    no offence...
    btw
    hav u notice most ppl arent postin proberly i mean this is a GAME char not any cartoon... :p just an advice too
    50cent(bulletproof a game of couse)-hey yo my homie although im bulletproof im not sexproofed. :eek:
     
  5. tom_mai78102

    tom_mai78102 New Member

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    Okay, I won't do that again. If they still don't comment about this such jokes, I will continue. Hehe!!

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    Reputation - I'm sick of being negative, I like being positive. :D

    thehelper.net - This is a net, not the helper!

    yahoo! - Let's change it to "Wahoo!"

    Google - Too many websites, you know?

    eBay - I am selling eBay Company. Anyone else?

    Coke-Cola - Feel the curves, don't get me drinking it.

    Sony - Sonny, we shall take over the market industries.

    Papa John's - Papa, can we eat?

    Sears - We are Sears, not seers.

    Wal-Mart - We sell walls.

    Burger King - I'm hungry, let's eat a burger.

    Ford - I'm Ford, not Lincoln.

    Nintendo - Did we missed an "e" in there? If we do, then it's "NinteenDo".

    Microsoft - How soft are we? Micro-soft!

    Linux - FedEx, meet Felix, and Linux, the twin brothers.

    Fruit - We are by the foot! :D
     
  6. NiKaNoRoU_GR

    NiKaNoRoU_GR New Member

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    Now these are better.
    Btw YOUR rep has said that of your post, and now it's more positive :)
     
  7. Nigerianrulz

    Nigerianrulz suga suga how'd you get so fly?

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    spiderman- im running out of web do u mind if i borrow some strings off u :mad: -spiderman
     
  8. NiKaNoRoU_GR

    NiKaNoRoU_GR New Member

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    hey don't say this while I got this avatar :mad:!!!
    XD
     
  9. Nigerianrulz

    Nigerianrulz suga suga how'd you get so fly?

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    it is specially for u XD .....(no offence)
    i will do mine then

    Eric(my name too) or cartmen( dunno what his name is really)-im like north park better south park coz they got more fat ppl.... :shades:
     
  10. tom_mai78102

    tom_mai78102 New Member

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    Time - I wish I can go backwards

    :) - I love to see people fight.

    :eek: - I hate it when people laugh at me.

    :p - I like licking lolipops. Yummy!

    :rolleyes: - Hey! What's up? (direction)

    :banghead: - Man, why is this wall never gonna fall down?

    <3 - This heart is my favorite, and I love it.

    :D - Look at me grinning, I'm Grin.

    :cool: - Watch me get sunburned. I felt cool!

    :eek: - My eyes popped out! Eek!

    :shades: - Cool face! You can't beat me!

    :( - Why am I purple? (being sad)

    ;) - I hate to wink at you.

    :mad: - God! I stubbed my toe! Ouch!

    :confused: - Why do I get three question marks above my head?

    :nuts: - Call me crazy, I'm no nuthead.
     
  11. NiKaNoRoU_GR

    NiKaNoRoU_GR New Member

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    my :p
     
  12. tom_mai78102

    tom_mai78102 New Member

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    What in the hell are you doing with my post??

    If you are stealing my answers, you could get in jail for three months.

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    Eyes - I have seen that......oh, I haven't.

    Nose - Why am I so oily?

    Mouth - I eat disgusting things. Like chickens, pizzas, burgers, it tastes bleah!

    Ears - I need some hearing aids.

    Skin - Am I so smooth?
     
  13. NiKaNoRoU_GR

    NiKaNoRoU_GR New Member

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    I didn't steal anything, I wrote my own quotes for the same characters :p:p:p


    Batman-(yelling to the whole city through radar) BATMAN IS BRUCE BAYNE!!! GO FUCK HIM!!!
     
  14. tom_mai78102

    tom_mai78102 New Member

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    Then why use the "Originally posted by ..." in the quote.

    Well, I got stumped by your "quotes", and I didn't see your "own" message in it.

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    A - I'm an A, not "a" A.
    B - I'm not flying. Weee!
    C - You wouldn't say that? Come on, take a look!
    D - On BNet, why do I always get called by my name every time someone lags?
    E - Teacher, would you tell me why you skipped my name as a grade?
    F - I have the most reputation in school; I get a grade on every test papers.
    G - Frosted Flakes, the commercial using my "Grrrr" part, is good to eat.
    H - I get the feeling I get named before the word "Game".
    I - Are you me?
    J - I'm Will Smith, battling aliens coming to Earth.
    K - And I'm Tommy Lee Jones, partnering up with Smith here.
    L - Hey Ag!
    M - I'm thinking hard. Mmm.....
    N - In 1995, Nintendo uses my name a lot!
    O - o_O
    P - I always come after numbers. 3P, or 4P. HomeP is good.
    Q - Hey! I got my penis sticking out!
    R - Me, too! I'm the P with the "Stick".
    S - People call me the rope, I say it's the snake. Sssss.
    T - Why am I always crying. T-T
    U - This is my nose you are looking at.
    V - This is my vagina you are looking at.
    W - This is my breast you are looking at.
    X - This is rated, you know?
    Y - Yield. What does that word mean? Oh! It's a fork.
    Z - Yawn! I need to go to bed now, it's 11:35 PM here.
     
  15. Nigerianrulz

    Nigerianrulz suga suga how'd you get so fly?

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    one thing tom is ur things even a game char???????????????????????????????
    anyway
    me(in many games :D)-hey im u
     
  16. DarkOne

    DarkOne Guest

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    Hospital-Please come again!
    Blizzard Entertainment-Our games are buggy and suck!
    Blizzard Entertainment-We like to tease our customers by saying we are coming out with new games and then say we stopped!
    Peter Gryphon-I would like a small fry.
    Scooby Doo- Hehehe I never use the bathroom after eating the entire buffet!
    Shaggy-I'm constipated...
    Shaggy on the toilet--- :eek:
    Blizzard Entertainment-We are a bunch of douche bags!
    Homer Simpson- Why am I yellow?
    Police at Hospital- "You are under arrest for smiling!"
     
  17. Nigerianrulz

    Nigerianrulz suga suga how'd you get so fly?

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    dwarfs-am i too short
     
  18. tom_mai78102

    tom_mai78102 New Member

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    No more fun today.

    Mr. Beans - My God!
    Game&Watch - You play, I watch!
    Ash - Better not catch this one.
    Brock - I'm hard headed.
    Misty - Do you think I gone mad every time?!
    Giovanni - Ash is my son.
    Team Rocket - We're not blasting off today.

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    You suck at this!
    The above are from the Pokemon Gold (hacked) version.
    Not really.
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    You seem so gloomy.
    3d Ryder - I'm playing golf.
     
  19. AquaDragon

    AquaDragon New Member

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    McDonalds- We Changed Our Motto To "They're Luggin It!"
     
  20. King TonGoll

    King TonGoll ORLY?*DDR*

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    if you put them as quotes you cant go to jail.
     

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